My favorite dumb joke of all time:
What's the last thing to do through the bug's mind when he hits your windshield?
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His a-hole!!!
Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
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I have to admit I need help understanding that one
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Why are horses considered to be such negative animals??
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Because they are always going neigh!!
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Because they are always going neigh!!
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How do we know that Chicago Bears players are fans of the actor Tom Cruise?
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Because they have All the Wright Moves!!
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Because they have All the Wright Moves!!
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How do we know that fairies, elves, dragons & such like jokes?
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Because of the existence of TV shows like Once A Pun A Time!
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Because of the existence of TV shows like Once A Pun A Time!
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Pepsi??
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He was lucky that it was a soft drink!!
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He was lucky that it was a soft drink!!
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Why did the bored man eat a clock?
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He wanted to consume some time!
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He wanted to consume some time!
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Thank you sir! Will try my best!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris jammed again!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris jammed again!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Amahl.
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Who's there?
Amahl.
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank Lee I dont give a damn.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank Lee I dont give a damn.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank,
Tank who?
My pleasure!
Who's there?
Tank,
Tank who?
My pleasure!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's A Fred of the big bad wolf!
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's A Fred of the big bad wolf!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Roxanne
Roxanne who?
There are roxanne pebbles all over this beach
Who's there?
Roxanne
Roxanne who?
There are roxanne pebbles all over this beach
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