So exactly how bad is Jamarcus Russel?

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Postby The Pyrate » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:56 pm

fun game...

Jamarcus Russell is so bad that [insert punchline here]

mine is...

Jamarcus Russell is so bad that Jeff George still has Al Davis on speed-dial.
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Postby bigcsr67 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:46 pm

JaMarcus Russell is soooo Bad, when he throws an interception, his completion percentage goes up 3-5 % points.
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Postby Orca » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:48 pm

Jamarcus Russell is so bad that they design plays so he only has to look at half the field.

Wait, that isn't a joke. That is just true.
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Postby blacksheep » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:54 pm

JaMarcus Russell is soooo bad that the opposing defense has to count 10 Mississippis before they can rush.
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Postby Steelersfan » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:55 pm

highballers wrote:JaMarcus Russell is soooo bad that the opposing defense has to count 10 Mississippis before they can rush.
Best one yet... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Risky bidness » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:06 pm

J Marc is soooo bad the Raiders they Raiders should re-sign Jeff Garcia.
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Postby Steelersfan » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:34 pm

hot nikkels wrote:J Marc is soooo bad the Raiders they Raiders should re-sign Jeff Garcia.
Not funny but true... :wink:
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Postby hosler427 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:17 am

JaMarcus Russell is so fat...I mean bad that his parents where the opposing team's jerseys to all the games
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Postby NateNFL » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:11 am

J Marc is soooooo bad that his coaches are punching each other to relieve the stress and frustration.
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Postby Shawn » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:45 am

Jamarcus is soooooooooooooooo bad that Myoplex is now offering him an endorsement deal!
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Postby Misfit74 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:56 am

And to think that I was basically torn between drafting Ryan or Russell in a startup dynasty last year! Thank God there were a few votes in Ryan's corner, including Nate if I remember correctly. Whew!

I like the jokes so far... :)
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Postby thewhyterabbit » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:38 pm

Misfit74 wrote:And to think that I was basically torn between drafting Ryan or Russell in a startup dynasty last year! Thank God there were a few votes in Ryan's corner, including Nate if I remember correctly. Whew!

I like the jokes so far... :)
hey now, dont give all the credit to natey boy...
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Postby BubbaBurst » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:40 pm

It's getting very lonely on the JaMarcus bandwagon. But I never got a chance to get behind Ryan Leaf. I thought that was a once in a lifetime opportunity, but apparently I was wrong. So I will stick with JaMarcus until the day he becomes the spokesman for the Krispy Kreme challenge at NC State.
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Postby thewhyterabbit » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:00 pm

BubbaBurst wrote:It's getting very lonely on the JaMarcus bandwagon. But I never got a chance to get behind Ryan Leaf. I thought that was a once in a lifetime opportunity, but apparently I was wrong. So I will stick with JaMarcus until the day he becomes the spokesman for the Krispy Kreme challenge at NC State.
personally i think if russell can get his weight under control... he will be a fine starting QB in the league... you have to remember... hes playing with garbage at WR...
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Postby Pilate » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:22 pm

thewhyterabbit wrote:
Misfit74 wrote:And to think that I was basically torn between drafting Ryan or Russell in a startup dynasty last year! Thank God there were a few votes in Ryan's corner, including Nate if I remember correctly. Whew!

I like the jokes so far... :)
hey now, dont give all the credit to natey boy...
Haha... :lol:

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