Throwing you a bone, for 2022

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Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby JTLoh » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:40 am

Just about every year, about this time, I like to come on here and throw you guys a bone to help you win lots of cash in your fantasy leagues.
This year, the bone (guy) is:

:dance: :dance: Devante Parker! :dance: :dance:

Now, I'm not as confident in Parker as I have been in other recommendations. But my fear with Parker isn't that I miss evaluating his talent and/or situation. He's got the talent. He is in the right situation. The only question is, can he stay healthy. I'm betting yes. The good news is, even if he doesn't, you can't lose. Why? Because he is virtually FREE!!! That's right, virtually free! You can pick him up in re-drafts as your WR4 or WR5. You can trade for him in Dynasty, with a 3rd round pick, or worse. (Start at round 4) Nobody who has this guy, likes him anymore. They are all tired of waiting for him to do something. They'll be happy to take what they can get for him.

Mac Jones is on the rise. There is nobody even close to Parker's talent level on the PATS. Dude is gonna SHINE!

1200 yards and 10 TDs is my bold, flag planting prediction. So I invite you to hop on board the Parker Train with me.
LETS GET SOME!
CONTENTION 2
QB - D.Prescott, J.Hurts
RB - J.Jacobs, C-Patt, JRob, BRob, D.Pierce, TDP, H.Haskins
WR - Ceedee, J.Jefferson, JuJu, A.Pierce, Meyers, NWI
TE - M.Andrews, Brevin, J.Woods, L.Thomas
Defense: Cowboys/Viks

CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
QB - Mahomes, Cousins, Love, Mond, Rush, M.White, Strong
RB - C-Patt, Singletary, K.Herbert, Foreman, Hubbard, Lindsay
WR - Lockett, Hollywood, OBJ, Golladay, AJG, Hardman, Meyers, Osborn, ISM
TE - Kelsey, Ertz, G.Everett, Bryant
Taxi - BRob, TDP, Ingram, A.Smith, K.Phillips, Metchie, Shakir, Tolbert, Thorton, J.Woods, S.Thompson

ALL THE MARBLES
QB - TB12, J.Hurts, Stafford
RB - Ekeler, Zeke, C-Patt, Mack, Rhamondre, BRob, R.White, Foreman
WR - AJ Brown, London, Watson, A.Pierce, Burks, OBJ, Golladay, Amon-Ra, Marshall
TE - Gronk, T.Higbee, D.Arnold, Ebron
Defense: Bills/Saints

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby YouMightDieTryin » Tue Aug 30, 2022 12:22 pm

Who let the crazy guy out of his cell again?!

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby CGW » Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:09 pm

That is bold sir, very bold.

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby YouMightDieTryin » Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:16 pm

Stevie Wonder wouldn't even see this one coming.
10-Team Dynasty League QB/RB/RB/WR/WR/WR/FLEX (23 man rosters + 2 IR + 2 Taxi, non-PPR scoring)
QB: Herbert, Goff
RB: Bijan, JT, Saquon, J.Cook, K.Hunt, Foreman, Z.White, McKinnon, S.Tucker
WR: G.Wilson, Olave, Jeudy, Pittman, J.Williams, OBJ, N. Brown, JuJu,
TE: Chig, Conklin, L. Thomas
Taxi: M.Mims, Ro. Johnson
'24: (4) 1sts, 2nd, (2) 3rds, 4th
'25: (2) 1sts, 2nd, 3rd, 4th

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby Shcritters » Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:39 pm

Darn it.

I have Parker on one team and thought he had sneaky upside... but now that JTLoh has said this I might as well drop him, he's toast!
Gopher Two
PPR SF, WR & TE Premium (WR 1.2 PPR , TE 1.5 PPR), 10 total starters, 1 QB, 1SF, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 3 Flex
QB: Mahomes, Prescott, Mayfield
RB: Hall, Pacheco, Jacobs, Connor, Chubb, Mattison
WR: Tyreek, AJ Brown, Flowers, CSutton, JJeudy, Slayton, Iosivas
TE: McBride, DSchultz, Musgrave, Kraft, MGesicki
2024: 1.02, 2.02
2022 and 2023 League Champ

SafeLeague #1 (12 team, SF, 2.0 PPR TE Prem). 10 total starters 1 QB, 1SF (QB/TE/RB/WR), 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 3 Flex
QB: Purdy, Levis, DTR
RB: Pacheco + scrubs
WR: Downs, MMims, EMoore, Jeudy, MWilson + scrubs
TE: Hock, Kincaid, Pitts, Mayer + scrubs
2024: 1.01, 1.05, 1.11, 2.01, 2.02, 2.06,
2025: 2 1sts, 2 2nds

SafeLeague #2
QB: Purdy, Richardson, Hooker, Willis
RB: literal ZERO RB (for now)
WR: Mingo, MMims, Toney, Skyy, Iosivas
TE: LaPorta, Kincaid, McBride, Mayer, Musgrave, Schoonmaker (and a bunch more 2nd stringers)
2024: 1.01, 1.05, 1.06, 1.08, 1.09, 1.10, 2.01, 2.05, 2.06
2025: 1 1st, 1 2nd

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby FantasyFreak » Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:55 pm

Pats offense has been terrible all off season, and the loss of McDaniels will be big. If Parker hit's those numbers, I will give you the name of JT Lohstradamus in my sig. for next off season.
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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby Anteaters » Tue Aug 30, 2022 3:03 pm

Any prediction about Devante Parker that starts with "if he remains healthy" is doomed to fail from the beginning. In 7 seasons as a pro, Parker has played in every game only once. The other 6 seasons, he averaged over 3 missed games a season. Then there's the fact that even when he plays, Parker comes off the bench an average of 3 more games each season.

So in 2022, count on Parker missing 4 games and coming off the bench for another 3.

It's a good Disney fantasy to imagine Devante remaining healthy. Since his sophomore year in college, he's played every game in a season only once in 9 years.

Nice guy. Fragile body.

And yet, if I'm in the end of a redraft draft and Parker is sitting there, I'll probably pick him up for ol' times sakes. And I'll be able to blame JTLoh this time.
TEAM 1:
12 Team ppr w/20 keepers - start 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1FLX 6IDP 1DEF
QB: Tua, Lamar, Levis
RB: Etienne, Pacheco, JavonteWms, JFord, CEH
WR: Lamb, JChase, Waddle, Pickens, MWilliams, Q Johnston
TE: Goedert, Friermuth
DEF: Cowboys, Ravens
IDP:(LB) Bolton, Greenlaw; (DE/DL) ZCollins, BJHill; (S/CB) Pitre, Bates, Witherspoon
2023 & 2022 Champion: 2020 third place: 2019 Champion

TEAM 2:
14 Team 30roster SF/ppr/TEP - QB/RB/WR/TE/5FLX/SF
QB: Tua, CJStroud, Carr, AOC, MWhite, Lock
RB: Etienne, Stevenson, GusE, AJD, Singletary, CEH, Spiller
WR: Amon-Ra, Kirk, Dell, Thielen, Gallup, Ch Jones
TE: Andrews, Waller, Taysom, Smythe, WMallory, JOliver
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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby JTLoh » Tue Aug 30, 2022 3:53 pm

FantasyFreak wrote: Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:55 pm Pats offense has been terrible all off season, and the loss of McDaniels will be big. If Parker hit's those numbers, I will give you the name of JT Lohstradamus in my sig. for next off season.
I'd like to see this offer upgraded to the full 2023 season!
CONTENTION 2
QB - D.Prescott, J.Hurts
RB - J.Jacobs, C-Patt, JRob, BRob, D.Pierce, TDP, H.Haskins
WR - Ceedee, J.Jefferson, JuJu, A.Pierce, Meyers, NWI
TE - M.Andrews, Brevin, J.Woods, L.Thomas
Defense: Cowboys/Viks

CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
QB - Mahomes, Cousins, Love, Mond, Rush, M.White, Strong
RB - C-Patt, Singletary, K.Herbert, Foreman, Hubbard, Lindsay
WR - Lockett, Hollywood, OBJ, Golladay, AJG, Hardman, Meyers, Osborn, ISM
TE - Kelsey, Ertz, G.Everett, Bryant
Taxi - BRob, TDP, Ingram, A.Smith, K.Phillips, Metchie, Shakir, Tolbert, Thorton, J.Woods, S.Thompson

ALL THE MARBLES
QB - TB12, J.Hurts, Stafford
RB - Ekeler, Zeke, C-Patt, Mack, Rhamondre, BRob, R.White, Foreman
WR - AJ Brown, London, Watson, A.Pierce, Burks, OBJ, Golladay, Amon-Ra, Marshall
TE - Gronk, T.Higbee, D.Arnold, Ebron
Defense: Bills/Saints

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby Cameron Giles » Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:05 pm

Parker's best season is when he was 5th in the league in deep targets and air yards. I don't know if I really see New England being the type of offense this year that's going to air it out like that.

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby ericanadian » Tue Aug 30, 2022 5:08 pm

I have no idea why he willingly went back to Miami earlier in his career. Tannehill was a terrible fit for his skillset. Fitzmagic comes in and he immediately has the best season of his career. Team shifts to Tua and tanks his value again (In the five full games he played with Fitz that season, he was again on pace for 1200+ yards.)

The offensive coaching in New England is… I don’t even know how to describe it. It absolutely blows my mind that Belichick just decided to hand the offense to a defensive guy and a special teams guy. I have Parker in one league, but no idea what I can expect there.
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QB - Stafford, Stroud, Tune
RB - Swift, Hall, Penny, Bigsby, Ford
WR - Pittman, Olave, Di. Johnson, G. Wilson, J. Williams, Metchie, Robinson, M. Wilson
TE - Okonkwo, Schoonmaker
LB - Brooks, R. Smith, Phillips
DL - Crosby, Allen, Simmons
DB - D. James, Baker, Delpit
K - Just a stupid kicker

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby Ice » Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:20 pm

I actually like it; He is a sleeper of mine as a WR3-4 on redraft teams. I don't see quite that production but I do like the bold prediction. I have a pretty big money redraft this weekend and hope to get him relatively late. It's old school non ppr which is even better for him IMO.

Most of the masses will probably laugh at you but I know you're not drafting him as a WR1.

Nice Bold Call!

Not a serious dynasty play IMO but he could really help this season balance out scoring.
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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby FantasyFreak » Tue Aug 30, 2022 7:32 pm

JTLoh wrote: Tue Aug 30, 2022 3:53 pm
FantasyFreak wrote: Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:55 pm Pats offense has been terrible all off season, and the loss of McDaniels will be big. If Parker hit's those numbers, I will give you the name of JT Lohstradamus in my sig. for next off season.
I'd like to see this offer upgraded to the full 2023 season!
I'll do this for 1300 yards. TD's are somewhat random, especially when they are called back (vs my Raiders). :thumbup:
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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby SoftwoodGrampian » Wed Aug 31, 2022 5:27 am

More power to you!

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby Shcritters » Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:00 am

FYI, Flag Plant Predictions for the year go in this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=226946&hilit=flag+plant+predictions
Gopher Two
PPR SF, WR & TE Premium (WR 1.2 PPR , TE 1.5 PPR), 10 total starters, 1 QB, 1SF, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 3 Flex
QB: Mahomes, Prescott, Mayfield
RB: Hall, Pacheco, Jacobs, Connor, Chubb, Mattison
WR: Tyreek, AJ Brown, Flowers, CSutton, JJeudy, Slayton, Iosivas
TE: McBride, DSchultz, Musgrave, Kraft, MGesicki
2024: 1.02, 2.02
2022 and 2023 League Champ

SafeLeague #1 (12 team, SF, 2.0 PPR TE Prem). 10 total starters 1 QB, 1SF (QB/TE/RB/WR), 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 3 Flex
QB: Purdy, Levis, DTR
RB: Pacheco + scrubs
WR: Downs, MMims, EMoore, Jeudy, MWilson + scrubs
TE: Hock, Kincaid, Pitts, Mayer + scrubs
2024: 1.01, 1.05, 1.11, 2.01, 2.02, 2.06,
2025: 2 1sts, 2 2nds

SafeLeague #2
QB: Purdy, Richardson, Hooker, Willis
RB: literal ZERO RB (for now)
WR: Mingo, MMims, Toney, Skyy, Iosivas
TE: LaPorta, Kincaid, McBride, Mayer, Musgrave, Schoonmaker (and a bunch more 2nd stringers)
2024: 1.01, 1.05, 1.06, 1.08, 1.09, 1.10, 2.01, 2.05, 2.06
2025: 1 1st, 1 2nd

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Re: Throwing you a bone, for 2022

Postby JTLoh » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:53 am

Shcritters wrote: Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:00 am FYI, Flag Plant Predictions for the year go in this thread:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:boohoo:
CONTENTION 2
QB - D.Prescott, J.Hurts
RB - J.Jacobs, C-Patt, JRob, BRob, D.Pierce, TDP, H.Haskins
WR - Ceedee, J.Jefferson, JuJu, A.Pierce, Meyers, NWI
TE - M.Andrews, Brevin, J.Woods, L.Thomas
Defense: Cowboys/Viks

CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
QB - Mahomes, Cousins, Love, Mond, Rush, M.White, Strong
RB - C-Patt, Singletary, K.Herbert, Foreman, Hubbard, Lindsay
WR - Lockett, Hollywood, OBJ, Golladay, AJG, Hardman, Meyers, Osborn, ISM
TE - Kelsey, Ertz, G.Everett, Bryant
Taxi - BRob, TDP, Ingram, A.Smith, K.Phillips, Metchie, Shakir, Tolbert, Thorton, J.Woods, S.Thompson

ALL THE MARBLES
QB - TB12, J.Hurts, Stafford
RB - Ekeler, Zeke, C-Patt, Mack, Rhamondre, BRob, R.White, Foreman
WR - AJ Brown, London, Watson, A.Pierce, Burks, OBJ, Golladay, Amon-Ra, Marshall
TE - Gronk, T.Higbee, D.Arnold, Ebron
Defense: Bills/Saints


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