Monday Night Miracle prayers

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Forza_Azzurri » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:59 pm

IMO, from an ethical standpoint, you always need to start a complete lineup ... fully support starting an inactive guy or bench player to avoid negative points ... thins gray line but your lineup should be complete. Just my $0.02.

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby honcho55 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:02 pm

Yahoo says I have a 2/3rds chance to win, needing 18 points from Eli and phillys D. I’m not nearly so optimistic.
main league, half PPR, all TDs 6, -3 for INT
12 team. 2019 champ, 2020 runner up, ‘21 3rd
start 2SF, 2RB, 2WR, 1TE, 2WRT

QB: T Lawrence, K Cousins, R Wilson, Z Wilson
RB: K Walker, T Ettiene, JK Dobbins, D Gore, J Hasty, D Johnson, L Rountree
WR: JJ, AJB, A Cooper, Juju, C Kirk, J Dotson, N Westbrook-Ikhine, I McKenzie
TE. T Kelce, Pitts, Albert O, D Parham, J O’Shaunessy

1.03, 1.11, 2.02, 2.09
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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby mild » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:17 pm

mild wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:34 pm
xlur8ed wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:44 pm Dear Fantasy Football Gods...I come to you today in search of a way for Alshon Jeffery to receive a hand-off, and once clear possession is established, aburptly fumble the ball and lose it to the other team. At which point his hangnail on his hand becomes too cumbersome and does not allow for him to play further in the game... Of course, all of this needs to happen prior to even 1 reception or accumulation of any ppr scoring points.

Amen.
I too, humbly seek the blessing of a completely ineffective Alshon Jeffrey... oh gods... plz hear our prayers...
Thankyou Satan! Thankyou Santa! Whichever one... holy crap... I just made the finals...

This is some DARK stuff!

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Jigga94 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:17 pm

Dibbles wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:00 pm Hahaha, love these . . . up 60 pts in a 4-pt passing TD PPR and I have no one left, while he has Wentz, Jeffery, Ertz and Philly K . . . will be a fun evening of constant stress no doubt. Oh please Lord, bless the Philly offense with a serious case of ineptitude on this beautiful evening, especially Alshon to the betterment of my fellow committed, hardworking and well-deserving forum followers above!!! :pray:
So you won by like 50? Hahaha

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Jigga94 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:18 pm

mild wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:17 pm
mild wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:34 pm
xlur8ed wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:44 pm Dear Fantasy Football Gods...I come to you today in search of a way for Alshon Jeffery to receive a hand-off, and once clear possession is established, aburptly fumble the ball and lose it to the other team. At which point his hangnail on his hand becomes too cumbersome and does not allow for him to play further in the game... Of course, all of this needs to happen prior to even 1 reception or accumulation of any ppr scoring points.

Amen.
I too, humbly seek the blessing of a completely ineffective Alshon Jeffrey... oh gods... plz hear our prayers...
Thankyou Satan! Thankyou Santa! Whichever one... holy crap... I just made the finals...

This is some DARK stuff!
Congrats :lol:

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Jigga94 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:39 pm

Ertz!! Won on the 2nd TD. Wow

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Dibbles » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:51 pm

Jigga94 wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:17 pm
Dibbles wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:00 pm Hahaha, love these . . . up 60 pts in a 4-pt passing TD PPR and I have no one left, while he has Wentz, Jeffery, Ertz and Philly K . . . will be a fun evening of constant stress no doubt. Oh please Lord, bless the Philly offense with a serious case of ineptitude on this beautiful evening, especially Alshon to the betterment of my fellow committed, hardworking and well-deserving forum followers above!!! :pray:
So you won by like 50? Hahaha
Believe it or not I won by just 2.1 points. Whew.

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby MrUbuto » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:50 pm

Oh thank you great fantasy god. I will make the appropriate sacrifices for holding barkley down tonight


Also.. speaking of fantasy gods. A guy in my league was down by 17 and had slayton in his line up and 5 minutes before game time he swelled him out for miles Sanders.

This clearly angered the gods.
QB - DWatson(HOU)Minshew(JAX)Darnold(NYJ)
RB -NChubb(CLE)DHenry(TEN)JTaylor(IND)Gurley(ATL)
WR -DHopkins(ARI)ACooper(DAL)CGodwin(TB)OBJ(CLE)
TE - HHenry(SD)DGoeddart(PHI)
K - Zurlien(LAR)Crosby(GB)
Def - ARI DAL
[rookie] Haskins(WAS)DSwift(DET)Jefferson(MIN)MHardman(KC)
7th pick in 2021

Rosters must always be 3qbs 4wrs 4rbs 2tes 2kickers 2dst and protected players don't take up a roster spot, but are only for rookie/2nd-year players that were drafted

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Lumps » Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:22 am

Dexter Lawrence BARELY came through! But he did!

Now to survive stat corrections!
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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby honcho55 » Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:43 am

Forza_Azzurri wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:59 pm IMO, from an ethical standpoint, you always need to start a complete lineup ... fully support starting an inactive guy or bench player to avoid negative points ... thins gray line but your lineup should be complete. Just my $0.02.
I don’t agree with this *at all*

I don’t understand how it’s unethical to pull any position whatsoever if it secures a win, period. What’s the difference between just pulling a guy out vs starting an Inactive? Hell if I’m arguing I might say that’s worse, because it’s more disingenuous!
main league, half PPR, all TDs 6, -3 for INT
12 team. 2019 champ, 2020 runner up, ‘21 3rd
start 2SF, 2RB, 2WR, 1TE, 2WRT

QB: T Lawrence, K Cousins, R Wilson, Z Wilson
RB: K Walker, T Ettiene, JK Dobbins, D Gore, J Hasty, D Johnson, L Rountree
WR: JJ, AJB, A Cooper, Juju, C Kirk, J Dotson, N Westbrook-Ikhine, I McKenzie
TE. T Kelce, Pitts, Albert O, D Parham, J O’Shaunessy

1.03, 1.11, 2.02, 2.09
Extra 24 1st

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Lumps » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:19 am

honcho55 wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:43 am
Forza_Azzurri wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:59 pm IMO, from an ethical standpoint, you always need to start a complete lineup ... fully support starting an inactive guy or bench player to avoid negative points ... thins gray line but your lineup should be complete. Just my $0.02.
I don’t agree with this *at all*

I don’t understand how it’s unethical to pull any position whatsoever if it secures a win, period. What’s the difference between just pulling a guy out vs starting an Inactive? Hell if I’m arguing I might say that’s worse, because it’s more disingenuous!
Starting an inactive would be the same as pulling a guy..... both are not acceptable. The only reason you could pull a guy is because your guy happened to play a later game than the other team's guy. If he already played and scored negative, you wouldn't have the option. Or maybe more to the point, if the OTHER team had a guy that scored negative... what if they would have played a later game instead?

It's just lame.
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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Jigga94 » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:37 am

Lol what? If benching a player secures a win, who cares? This isn't the tanking thread ffs

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby BucFanJKE » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:43 am

hockeyBjj wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:46 pm Oh great and powerful Fantasy Football Gods. We humbly come before ye to request that our meek fantasy teams be blessed with a miracle. You who can show thy wrath with injuries (Jacobs, Evans, Guice, Ridley, Griffin, Bell, Penny, Fant, Andrews, Parker) are also capable of such great love and mercy. Thine bloodlust must be sated at this point, and able to pass out thy blessings.

Please overlords, grant Barkley a mint 2018 performance with Eli manning of 33 ppr points so that I may continue my quest for a repeat championship in your name, and not actually lose to a 5-8 team that made playoffs leading a 5 way tie breaker.
Chark was lost too. Ankle injury.
Team 1-
SF .5 PPR TE Prem (1Q, 1SF, 2R, 2W, 1T, 3WRT)
QB- Richardson, Dak, Watson, Bennett, Zappe
RB- Achane, Mixon, Ekeler, Javonte Williams, Mostert, Dobbins, Gibson, Bigsby, Spears, Gainwell
WR- Chase, Lamb, London, Pittman, QJ, Bateman, MT, OBJ, Skyy
TE- Freiermuth, Kincaid, Chig, Fant, Musgrave, Woods, Bellinger
1.07, 3.04, 4.07

Team 2-
.5 PPR TE Prem (1Q, 2 R, 3W, 1 T, 3 WRT)
QB: J. Allen, Kyler, Stroud
RB: CMC, Bijan, Gibbs, JT, Breece Hall, Kamara, Gibson, 4nette
WR: Diggs, Hill, AJB, Aiyuk, London, JSN, Hollywood, M.Mims, Meyers, Shaheed
TE: Kelce, Kyle Pitts, Dulcich, Logan Thomas
2024: 2 1st (one top 3), 4th

Team 3- (Adopted Dumpster Orphan)
.5 PPR TE Prem (1Q, 2 R, 3W, 1 T, 3 WRT)
QB: J. Allen, Dak, Young
RB: Gibbs, Hall, J. Cook, Warren, Bigsby, K. Mitchell, Dobbins, D. Cook,
WR: Lamb, Wilson, Olave, Higgins, London, JSN, Bateman, Wan'Dale, Z. Jones, Hyatt
TE: Kittle, Kincaid, Woods, Likely
2024: 2 1st (one top 2), 3rd, 4th

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby Goddard » Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:16 am

I'm just surprised at how many people had Alshon starting for them in a playoff game...

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Re: Monday Night Miracle prayers

Postby BucFanJKE » Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:27 am

Goddard wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:16 am I'm just surprised at how many people had Alshon starting for them in a playoff game...
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Team 1-
SF .5 PPR TE Prem (1Q, 1SF, 2R, 2W, 1T, 3WRT)
QB- Richardson, Dak, Watson, Bennett, Zappe
RB- Achane, Mixon, Ekeler, Javonte Williams, Mostert, Dobbins, Gibson, Bigsby, Spears, Gainwell
WR- Chase, Lamb, London, Pittman, QJ, Bateman, MT, OBJ, Skyy
TE- Freiermuth, Kincaid, Chig, Fant, Musgrave, Woods, Bellinger
1.07, 3.04, 4.07

Team 2-
.5 PPR TE Prem (1Q, 2 R, 3W, 1 T, 3 WRT)
QB: J. Allen, Kyler, Stroud
RB: CMC, Bijan, Gibbs, JT, Breece Hall, Kamara, Gibson, 4nette
WR: Diggs, Hill, AJB, Aiyuk, London, JSN, Hollywood, M.Mims, Meyers, Shaheed
TE: Kelce, Kyle Pitts, Dulcich, Logan Thomas
2024: 2 1st (one top 3), 4th

Team 3- (Adopted Dumpster Orphan)
.5 PPR TE Prem (1Q, 2 R, 3W, 1 T, 3 WRT)
QB: J. Allen, Dak, Young
RB: Gibbs, Hall, J. Cook, Warren, Bigsby, K. Mitchell, Dobbins, D. Cook,
WR: Lamb, Wilson, Olave, Higgins, London, JSN, Bateman, Wan'Dale, Z. Jones, Hyatt
TE: Kittle, Kincaid, Woods, Likely
2024: 2 1st (one top 2), 3rd, 4th


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