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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:09 am
by ArrylT
What do you call it when the Patriots throw Gronkowski into the harbor?
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A Boston TE Party!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:11 am
by dlf_jaronf
ArrylT wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:09 am
What do you call it when the Patriots throw Gronkowski into the harbor?
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A Boston TE Party!
My go-to team name for a few years was Boston TD Party
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:39 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two tired!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:11 pm
by ArrylT
Why is it cheaper to buy a QB in an auction than a RB, TE or WR?
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Because when you spend a dollar you get a Quarter back!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:23 am
by ArrylT
What colour is the best colour to have for books?
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Books that are red of course!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:55 pm
by ArrylT
Why are chickens & turkeys banned from going to church?
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Because they only speak fowl language!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:00 am
by ArrylT
How do you know when a Brit needs to go to the bathroom?
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Because when he/she leaves the room they'll say toodle-oo!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:04 pm
by ArrylT
Where do criminals go to complain?
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A convent!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:08 am
by ArrylT
Be warned! There is a type of flower that can evolve into a ferocious cat!
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It is known as Dan de lion!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:16 am
by ArrylT
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Just look for the fresh prints!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:06 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the comedian try to cheer the lever up?
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Because the lever had been depressed!