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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:29 pm
by ArrylT
Why do DLF forum posters repeat themselves so much?
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Because a lot of them play in Point Per Repetition (PPR) leagues
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:28 am
by Gtdano_14
ArrylT wrote: ↑Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:29 pm
Why do DLF forum posters repeat themselves so much?
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Because a lot of them play in Point Per Repetition (PPR) leagues
Nice. I still read it as "reception" at least thrice before it clicked.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:11 pm
by ArrylT
ArrylT wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:28 pm
I have to admit I need help understanding that one
It took 3 months but I finally got the joke (from the post before this one)!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:25 am
by Gtdano_14
ArrylT wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:11 pm
ArrylT wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:28 pm
I have to admit I need help understanding that one
It took 3 months but I finally got the joke (from the post before this one)!
haha, was it "bugging" you for the last 3 months??
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:46 pm
by ArrylT
indeed
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:02 pm
by ArrylT
Who told the first pun?
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Joe Ke.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:39 pm
by ArrylT
If the greatest WR of all time (according to Valhalla) was to be reborn as an insect - what kind of insect would he be?
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A Mossquito!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:55 am
by ArrylT
Why did the foot doctor (Podiatrist) get excited when he/she saw the calendar?
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Because it said that after toe-day came toe-morrow!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 9:16 am
by ArrylT
Why are Podiatrists considered artists?
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Because they are experts at anything to(e) na(i)l in music, art or writing.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:49 pm
by ArrylT
What popular holiday is celebrated by throwing jars of Hellmans & Miracle whip into bodies of water?
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Cinco de Mayo
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 9:35 am
by ArrylT
Why is the 2018 Rookie Class one of the best of recent memory??
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Because a lot of owners are coming out of rookie drafts with Sutton Moore than they did before!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:16 pm
by ArrylT
Why should you never bring Family or Friends with you when going to the Bank?
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Because then it is much harder for the Banker to get you alone!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:20 am
by kadun2
ArrylT wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 12:49 pm
What popular holiday is celebrated by throwing jars of Hellmans & Miracle whip into bodies of water?
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Cinco de Mayo
like that one
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:43 pm
by ArrylT
Who was the most confident Civil War leader?
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General Sherman.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:30 am
by ArrylT
When is the best time to wear gloves?
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Intermittently!!