What is a Grizzlies favorite occupation?
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Li-bear-ian!
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What is a dogs favorite (human) food to eat?
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Pawsta!
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Pawsta!
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Shared by Servo - still laughing
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Which fantasy football owners get accused of nepotism?
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Those that start their Cousins at QB!
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Those that start their Cousins at QB!
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Why did the mushroom have lots of friends?
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Because everyone that knew the mushroom knew that they were a fungi.
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Because everyone that knew the mushroom knew that they were a fungi.
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Why do soldiers dislike twitter?
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Because of all the re-tweeting!
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Because of all the re-tweeting!
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What do you call a woman who drives a station wagon / mini-van while drunk?
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A sake mom!
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A sake mom!
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Why do voyeurs make for good politicians?
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Because they believe in the power of the pee-phole!
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Because they believe in the power of the pee-phole!
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why are lemons a cowardly fruit?
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Because they are all yellow!
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Because they are all yellow!
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One of the best ones I've ever heard happened live. A cook was feverishly trying to mix a batch of tempura batter "on the fly", because we had run out in the middle of a dinner rush. He was trying to get it done so quickly, he spilled half the batch, and started cursing profusely.
The passing dishwasher, who was bordering on a pun master already, saw this and said: "Now Chad, don't lose your Tempura".
Brilliant, Cody. Just brilliant.
The passing dishwasher, who was bordering on a pun master already, saw this and said: "Now Chad, don't lose your Tempura".
Brilliant, Cody. Just brilliant.
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Foodie. Mild sauce goes in the trash. Well done steak goes with it.
Habaneros make the best hot sauce. Throwing a bunch of random stuff on top of fries doesn't mean you call it "poutine".
Foodie. Mild sauce goes in the trash. Well done steak goes with it.
Habaneros make the best hot sauce. Throwing a bunch of random stuff on top of fries doesn't mean you call it "poutine".
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Haha great story!FantasyFreak wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:53 am One of the best ones I've ever heard happened live. A cook was feverishly trying to mix a batch of tempura batter "on the fly", because we had run out in the middle of a dinner rush. He was trying to get it done so quickly, he spilled half the batch, and started cursing profusely.
The passing dishwasher, who was bordering on a pun master already, saw this and said: "Now Chad, don't lose your Tempura".
Brilliant, Cody. Just brilliant.
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What type of bagels are good at flying?
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Plain Bagels!
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Plain Bagels!
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How do you keep the Pittsburgh Steelers from winning any games?
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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
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Don't tell the Contrarion, but I think I have to veto this one.
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Mums the word.Hottoddies wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:06 amDon't tell the Contrarion, but I think I have to veto this one.
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