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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:04 pm
by ArrylT
Where do horses go to get new tails?
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At re-tail outlets.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:00 pm
by ArrylT
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
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So they can be awake for the knights.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:56 am
by ArrylT
How do angels greet each other?
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With halos!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:03 pm
by ArrylT
What species of cat is most likely to break the rules?
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Cheetahs.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:55 am
by ArrylT
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst! (get me a drink will ya?)
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:43 pm
by ArrylT
What type of nut hates money?
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A cash-eww nut!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:37 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What is nuisance yesterday?!?
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:18 pm
by ArrylT
What do owls use to keep cool in the summer?
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Hoo-midifiers.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:11 am
by Gtdano_14
ArrylT wrote: ↑Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:37 pm
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What is nuisance
since yesterday?!?
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:57 am
by ArrylT
Ooops thnx for catching the typo!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:39 pm
by ArrylT
Why did Edmund have trouble trusting Aslan (Chronicles of Narnia)?
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Because Aslan was always a lion!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:16 am
by ArrylT
Why did the runner get arrested while making a boast on a hill?
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Because the runner said "I'll beat you up there!!"
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:18 am
by ArrylT
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sultan.
Sultan who?
Sultan Pepper!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:41 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the Superflex owner think the Dynasty expert wanted him to masturbate?
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Because the expert recommended that he go Beathard!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:24 am
by ArrylT
What did the French QB say after getting tackled for a loss?
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Sackre Bleu!