2019 Bad Trade Offers

[Mephistopheles]

Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.

[bjd5211]

Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.

Give it a couple weeks and send him a similar offer.

[joeya2001]

Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.

Send a bad one back, that's what I tend to do

[Mephistopheles]

Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.

Send a bad one back, that's what I tend to do

I tried that, it doesn't discourage him. After the Ekeler for McCaffrey offer, he begged me for a counter, "no matter how bad you think it is", so I countered him with a 3rd and 4th round pick for Russell Wilson and a 1st round pick, and he actually had the nerve to throw it back in my face a couple weeks later that I "send bad offers too".

Best course is what I'm doing which is just ignoring the idiot. Not even responding to the offers or his GroupMe texts anymore.

[never_punts]

Here's one I got (keep in mind this is Super Flex as well)

Give:
J. Mixon RB
D. Haskins QB

Get:
A. Peterson RB - WAS
D. Amendola WR - DET
2020 4th Rd Pick

[mzkp54]

12 team superflex full IDP

Give: Mike Evans, Gardner Minshew
Get: Devin Funchess, TJ Watt, ‘20 2nd

[ArrylT]

These are not trade offers - these are actual trades involving Mike Evans (found with Trade Finder) - all 1 QB PPR:

Trade date: 2019-09-12

WR Josh Gordon, NEP
RB Chris Thompson, WAS

for

WR Mike Evans, TBB
Year 2021 round 2 draft pick from BURNSIDE WHORELORDS
Year 2020 round 3 draft pick from A Dirty Gore is What I Snead

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Trade date: 2019-09-17

WR Zay Jones, BUF
Year 2020 round 2 draft pick from Spokane Vamps

for

WR Mike Evans, TBB

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Trade date: 2019-09-19

WR Mike Evans, TBB
WR Emmanuel Sanders, DEN
Year 2022 round 1 draft pick from Nick Stokowski

for

WR Marquise Brown, BAL
QB Jacoby Brissett, IND
Year 2020 round 3 draft pick from The Abusement Park
Year 2020 round 4 draft pick from Bad JuJu

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Trade date: 2019-09-21

WR Mike Evans, TBB
Year 2020 round 2 draft pick from Ronald & the Hamburglar

WR AJ Green, CIN
Year 2020 round 4 draft pick from Virgin Crusader

[problemsolver]

Start 1 QB league.

I give: Either McCaffrey or Kamara (my choice)

I get: Daniel Jones and Golden Tate

[Prison_Mike]

Start 1 QB league.

I give: Either McCaffrey or Kamara (my choice)

I get: Daniel Jones and Golden Tate

You get to CHOOSE which top-5 dynasty asset you're going to give up for that glorious package?

Sheesh...how generous

[myndflyte]

Had an argument with this league mate that his offer was ridiculous.

Give: Ekeler, Kelce, 2020 1st, 2021 2nd

Get: Michel, Damien Williams, Darrel Williams, Fitz

To top off the argument, he said that Fitz is having a great season and it better than anything I have. I told him he can score lots of points for his team next year when he's retired.

[afrye1]

I got these last night and could do nothing but laugh. This is for a cheap redraft I do.

My team is as follows:

Dak, Trubisky

CMC, Dalvin, Josh Jacobs, Miles Sanders, AP

Cooks, Boyd, MVS, Tyreek, and DJ Moore

Jared Cook

Start QB, 2 WR, 2 RB, TE, Flex

Guy I just beat came to me, after losing Barkley on Sunday and offered me Ertz straight up for CMC. I politely declined so he offered me Ertz straight up for Dalvin. I laughed and said I’ll give you Miles Sanders straight up for Ertz. He had the audacity to say “ I bet you would dude” so I just didn’t respond. He text me again saying Ertz, Montegomery, and Ridley for CMC and Tyreek. I just didn’t respond. Haha

[bjd5211]

14 team SF league

Give: Wentz
Receive: N'Keal Harry and Geronimo Allison

[hoos89]

Give:
Sammy Watkins

Receive:
Jalen Hurd
50 BBB

I countered:

Give:
KeeSean Johnson
50 BBB

Receive:
Woods

[FantasyFreak]

Get: McCoy and Royce Freeman

Give: Barkley and Herndon.

This is also a TE premium league, so the Herndon tack on makes it even more ludicrous.

[ckbeav]

Get: Thielan

Give: M. Sanders, 2020 1st (top 3)