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petebusey
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Mono-gate

Postby petebusey » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:13 am

Any chance the Patriots were worried or concerned the Jets and Sam Darnold would be challenging them for the division this year? And as a result of this planted an attractive female to seduce Sam Darnold into getting the "kissing disease" mononucleosis?

They've done some "sketchy" stuff in the past and shown a willingness to go outside the lines to get an advantage...
I'm not claiming they did this, but would it be an absolute shock?
I'm too ashamed of any of my teams to post.

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby McCafsteez » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:19 am

Interesting take...however, i do not believe the Jets are anywhere near the Patriots this year. Thanks for the laugh though.
v1 - 12 Team PPR (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, 2 Flex)
QB: Watson, Herbert
RB: Cook, Chubb, White, Mattison, Hines, Mack
WR: Evans, Cooper, DJ Moore, Robinson, Boyd, M. Williams
TE: Waller, Engram
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v2 - 12 Team .5 PPR / 1.5 PPR TE Premium / SF / (QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, TE, 3 Flex, SF)
QB: Jackson, Rivers, Brady
RB: Sanders, Henry, Fournette, Gaskin, D. Freeman, Peterson
WR: Hopkins, Allen, OBJ, Diggs, Jeffery, Sanders,
TE: Kelce, Schultz, Ebron, Graham
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v3 - 12 Team PPR / SF / (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, 2 Flex, SF)
QB: Goff, Tannehill, Darnold
RB: Dobbins, Akers, McFarland, Scott
WR: Sutton, M. Brown, D. Samuel, Jeudy, Reagor, Ruggs III, Duvernay, V. Jefferson
TE: Fant, Thomas
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v4 - 12 Team PPR / 1.5 PPR TE PREM / SF /(QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, 2 Flex, SF)
QB: Ryan, Rodgers, Herbert, Haskins Jr.
RB: CMC, Cook, Davis, Peterson, Mattison, McFarland
WR: JuJu, Metcalf, Edelman, G. Tate, Mooney
TE: Andrews, Hooper, Thomas, Ebron

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby Phaded » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:19 am

If by attractive female you mean Demaryius Thomas, sure.

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby nathanq42 » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:02 am

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12 Team 1 ppr .2 points per carry
Garbage
QB Gardner Minshew, Ryan Tannehill
RB CEH, Josh Jacobs, JK Dobbins, D'Andre Swift, Rashaad Penny, AJ Dillon, Jerrick McKinnon
WR Mike Evans, Odell Beckham Junior, DJ Moore, Chris Godwin, Preston Williams, Bryan Edwards, James Washington, Van Jefferson
TE TJ Hockenson, Darren Waller
+1 Flex

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby Dynasty DeLorean » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:45 am

The Pats being scared of the Jets... thanks I needed a good laugh

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby problemsolver » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:40 pm

Its all part of Darnold's devious plot to get cut from the Jets and sign with the Patriots.


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