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Postby petebusey » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:13 am

Any chance the Patriots were worried or concerned the Jets and Sam Darnold would be challenging them for the division this year? And as a result of this planted an attractive female to seduce Sam Darnold into getting the "kissing disease" mononucleosis?

They've done some "sketchy" stuff in the past and shown a willingness to go outside the lines to get an advantage...
I'm not claiming they did this, but would it be an absolute shock?
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Re: Mono-gate

Postby McCafsteez » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:19 am

Interesting take...however, i do not believe the Jets are anywhere near the Patriots this year. Thanks for the laugh though.
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Re: Mono-gate

Postby Phaded » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:19 am

If by attractive female you mean Demaryius Thomas, sure.

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby nathanq42 » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:02 am

12 Team 1 ppr .2 points per carry
QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Jared Goff, Nick Foles, Gardner Minshew
RB Rashaad Penny, Austin Ekeler, Royce Freeman, Jerrick McKinnon, Justice Hill
WR Mike Evans, Odell Beckham Junior, DJ Moore, Dede Westbrook, Parris Campbell, Preston Williams, Zach Parscal, James Washington, Hakeem Butler
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Wentz, Brees, Stafford
Swift, Dobbins, Akers, Miles Sanders DeVonta Freeman
Evans, DJ Moore, Sutton, Arob, AJ Brown, Metcalf, Marvin Jones, Shepard, Tate, Westbrook, Campbell
Mark Andrews, Darren Waller
+2 Flex
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Re: Mono-gate

Postby Dynasty DeLorean » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:45 am

The Pats being scared of the Jets... thanks I needed a good laugh

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby problemsolver » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:40 pm

Its all part of Darnold's devious plot to get cut from the Jets and sign with the Patriots.

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