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Washington Football Team

Postby moishetreats » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am

Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
10 tms 27 plrs PPR
Start: 2QB 2RB 3WR 2TE 2Flex / best ball

QB: Herbert, Love, Rodgers, G Smith, Stidham, T Taylor, Hall
RB: McCaffrey, Mixon, Pacheco, Montgomery, Z White, Allgeier, Dillon
WR: Hill, St. Brown, Kupp, Allen, Lockett, B Johnson
TE: Kelce, Kmet, Kraft, Okonkwo, Dulcich, Tremble

2024: 2.09, 3.07, 3.08, 3.10, 4.08
2025: 2nd (x2), 4th, 5th (x2)
2026: 1st, 2nd (x2), 3rd, 4th, 5th



12 tms 22 active plyrs. Salary Cap $300 PPR
Start: 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1SF 1Flex / best ball

QB: Lawrence (contract through 2026), Love ('24), Rodgers ('24), Stidham ('25), Lock ('25)
RB: Bijan Robinson ('25), Pollard ('27), Dillon ('24), Rodriguez ('24), Spiller ('24)
WR: G Wilson ('26), AJ Brown ('26), DJ Montgomery ('25)
TE: --
2024 Cap Spent: $186

IR: --
TAXI SQUAD (4 max): --

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Bronco Billy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am

moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby bjd5211 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:41 am

What do expect on a short turn around like this? It takes time to establish all the branding, trademarks and other legal aspects of a change like this. I expected this to be the case all along.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby moishetreats » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am

Bronco Billy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am
moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
As is yours! :thumbup:

But I'll play along anyway. The name is ludicrous. "The Broncos kick off to the Football Team. XXX of the Football Team runs to the 20, 25, makes a guy miss, avoids a tackle... and he's off! The Football Team returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown! Football Team 6, Broncos 0."

Just call them "Washington".

So, yeah, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
10 tms 27 plrs PPR
Start: 2QB 2RB 3WR 2TE 2Flex / best ball

QB: Herbert, Love, Rodgers, G Smith, Stidham, T Taylor, Hall
RB: McCaffrey, Mixon, Pacheco, Montgomery, Z White, Allgeier, Dillon
WR: Hill, St. Brown, Kupp, Allen, Lockett, B Johnson
TE: Kelce, Kmet, Kraft, Okonkwo, Dulcich, Tremble

2024: 2.09, 3.07, 3.08, 3.10, 4.08
2025: 2nd (x2), 4th, 5th (x2)
2026: 1st, 2nd (x2), 3rd, 4th, 5th



12 tms 22 active plyrs. Salary Cap $300 PPR
Start: 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1SF 1Flex / best ball

QB: Lawrence (contract through 2026), Love ('24), Rodgers ('24), Stidham ('25), Lock ('25)
RB: Bijan Robinson ('25), Pollard ('27), Dillon ('24), Rodriguez ('24), Spiller ('24)
WR: G Wilson ('26), AJ Brown ('26), DJ Montgomery ('25)
TE: --
2024 Cap Spent: $186

IR: --
TAXI SQUAD (4 max): --

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Jigga94 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:47 am

I'm with OP. How pathetic.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby ericanadian » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:53 am

moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am
Bronco Billy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am
moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
As is yours! :thumbup:

But I'll play along anyway. The name is ludicrous. "The Broncos kick off to the Football Team. XXX of the Football Team runs to the 20, 25, makes a guy miss, avoids a tackle... and he's off! The Football Team returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown! Football Team 6, Broncos 0."

Just call them "Washington".

So, yeah, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My guess is it’ll just end up like the soccer clubs that operate similarly. Toronto’s team is the FC, which is short for football club. Could just call them the FTs or WFTs.
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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby gmoftheyear » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:55 am

Brutal.....
QB- R. Wilson, Garoppolo, Fields, Ridder, Rudolph, Hooker
RB- Ekeler, Mostert, Pacheco, Dillon, Dobbins I/R
WR- Metcalf, Pickens, Higgins, DJ Moore
TE- Kincaid, Higbee
K- Aubrey
Def- Denver, Pittsburgh





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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Prison_Mike » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:00 am

ericanadian wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:53 am
moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am
Bronco Billy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am

That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
As is yours! :thumbup:

But I'll play along anyway. The name is ludicrous. "The Broncos kick off to the Football Team. XXX of the Football Team runs to the 20, 25, makes a guy miss, avoids a tackle... and he's off! The Football Team returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown! Football Team 6, Broncos 0."

Just call them "Washington".

So, yeah, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My guess is it’ll just end up like the soccer clubs that operate similarly. Toronto’s team is the FC, which is short for football club. Could just call them the FTs or WFTs.
x2

I can appreciate the lightheartedness of the post because I agree that it sounds ridiculous at first glance.
But I don't think the commentators will say all that. I think they would just say: "Washington returns the opening kickoff for a TD" and "Washington 6, Denver 0" ....and so on..

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby FantasyFreak » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:05 am

Bronco Billy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am
moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
Overruled.
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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Blueboy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:34 am

They just had to decide on any noun that isn't a slur lol

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Bronco Billy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:50 am

ericanadian wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:53 am Could just call them the FTs or WFTs.
Given that it’s the Team That Shall Not Be Named, it would probably be more appropriate to transpose the F and the T in your suggestion.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Bronco Billy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:54 am

moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am “Football Team 6, Broncos 0."
There’s the best joke in the whole thread - that they’d actually be ahead in a game this season.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Patsfan86 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:39 pm

The name is straight and to the point, and no nonsense, unlike anyone else in that godforsaken city.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Ray Finkle » Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:41 pm

I thought they should just copy the nickname of the Oakland Athletics so they were guaranteed not to offend anybody but this...this is impressive.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby The MAC Machine » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:13 pm

Bronco Billy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:54 am
moishetreats wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am “Football Team 6, Broncos 0."
There’s the best joke in the whole thread - that they’d actually be ahead in a game this season.
I thought the joke was that they were a Football a Team :wtf:
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