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Postby petebusey » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:13 am

Any chance the Patriots were worried or concerned the Jets and Sam Darnold would be challenging them for the division this year? And as a result of this planted an attractive female to seduce Sam Darnold into getting the "kissing disease" mononucleosis?

They've done some "sketchy" stuff in the past and shown a willingness to go outside the lines to get an advantage...
I'm not claiming they did this, but would it be an absolute shock?
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Re: Mono-gate

Postby McCafsteez » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:19 am

Interesting take...however, i do not believe the Jets are anywhere near the Patriots this year. Thanks for the laugh though.
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Re: Mono-gate

Postby Phaded » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:19 am

If by attractive female you mean Demaryius Thomas, sure.
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Re: Mono-gate

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby Dynasty DeLorean » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:45 am

The Pats being scared of the Jets... thanks I needed a good laugh

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Re: Mono-gate

Postby problemsolver » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:40 pm

Its all part of Darnold's devious plot to get cut from the Jets and sign with the Patriots.

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