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Washington Football Team

Postby moishetreats » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am

Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
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10 tms 27 plrs PPR
Start: 2QB 2RB 3WR 2TE 2Flex

QB: Wilson, Wentz, Rodgers, Love
RB: Mixon, Gurley, Montgomery, Dillon, Moss, Armstead
WR: Hill, Cooper, Lockett, Hilton, Anderson, Lazard, Arcega-Whiteside, Sims, Ward, Renfrow
TE: Kelce, Goedert, Jarwin, Sternberger, K Smith, Arnold, L Thomas

2021: 2ndx3, 3rdx2, 4thx2, 5th
2022: 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th



12 tms 22 plyrs {IR} [Taxi]. Salary Cap $300 PPR
Start: 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1SF 1Flex/ best ball

QB: Stafford ($36 through 2022), Brady (43), Rodgers (28/21), Garappolo (5/20), Winston (3/24), K Allen (1/20) [Morgan (1/24), Luton (1/24), Gordon (1/24)]
RB: Mixon (29/23), Gurley (5/20), Dillon (12/24), Z Moss (10/24), Hines (1/20), Snell (1/20) [Perine (2/22)]
WR: Adams (31/22), Cooper (28/20), Kupp (3/21), AJ Brown (7/23), R Anderson (3/21), Ward (1/20)
TE: Kelce (28/21), Ertz (22/21), Goedert (8/22)
Total+dead cap hits $286

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Bronco Billy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am

moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am
Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby bjd5211 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:41 am

What do expect on a short turn around like this? It takes time to establish all the branding, trademarks and other legal aspects of a change like this. I expected this to be the case all along.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby moishetreats » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am

Bronco Billy wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am
moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am
Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
As is yours! :thumbup:

But I'll play along anyway. The name is ludicrous. "The Broncos kick off to the Football Team. XXX of the Football Team runs to the 20, 25, makes a guy miss, avoids a tackle... and he's off! The Football Team returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown! Football Team 6, Broncos 0."

Just call them "Washington".

So, yeah, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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10 tms 27 plrs PPR
Start: 2QB 2RB 3WR 2TE 2Flex

QB: Wilson, Wentz, Rodgers, Love
RB: Mixon, Gurley, Montgomery, Dillon, Moss, Armstead
WR: Hill, Cooper, Lockett, Hilton, Anderson, Lazard, Arcega-Whiteside, Sims, Ward, Renfrow
TE: Kelce, Goedert, Jarwin, Sternberger, K Smith, Arnold, L Thomas

2021: 2ndx3, 3rdx2, 4thx2, 5th
2022: 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th



12 tms 22 plyrs {IR} [Taxi]. Salary Cap $300 PPR
Start: 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1SF 1Flex/ best ball

QB: Stafford ($36 through 2022), Brady (43), Rodgers (28/21), Garappolo (5/20), Winston (3/24), K Allen (1/20) [Morgan (1/24), Luton (1/24), Gordon (1/24)]
RB: Mixon (29/23), Gurley (5/20), Dillon (12/24), Z Moss (10/24), Hines (1/20), Snell (1/20) [Perine (2/22)]
WR: Adams (31/22), Cooper (28/20), Kupp (3/21), AJ Brown (7/23), R Anderson (3/21), Ward (1/20)
TE: Kelce (28/21), Ertz (22/21), Goedert (8/22)
Total+dead cap hits $286

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Jigga94 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:47 am

I'm with OP. How pathetic.
2QB, 2RB, 3WR, TE, FLEX - PPR - 14 Keepers
QB: Mahomes, J. Allen, D. Jones, Baker
RB: JT, Mostert, Dillon, Mattison, Darrel, Scott, Pollard, Gaskin, Damien (IR)
WR: Tyreek, DJM, Jeudy, Hollywood, Parris, Cooks, Preston, Mims (IR), Gordon (IR)
TE: Andrews, Henry, Fant
2021: 1, 2, 3

2QB, 2RB, 2WR, TE, 3FLEX - PPR - 20 Keepers
QB: Dak, Ryan, Minshew, Hurts
RB: CMC, Jacobs, Dobbins, Hunt, Cohen, J. Robinson, Snell, Penny (IR), Armstead (IR)
WR: DJM, Chark, Ruggs, Reagor, Parris, Hardman, Diontae, Lazard, Mike Will, C. Davis
TE: Andrews, Henry, Gesicki
2021: 1, 1, 2, 3

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby ericanadian » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:53 am

moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am
Bronco Billy wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am
moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am
Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
As is yours! :thumbup:

But I'll play along anyway. The name is ludicrous. "The Broncos kick off to the Football Team. XXX of the Football Team runs to the 20, 25, makes a guy miss, avoids a tackle... and he's off! The Football Team returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown! Football Team 6, Broncos 0."

Just call them "Washington".

So, yeah, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My guess is it’ll just end up like the soccer clubs that operate similarly. Toronto’s team is the FC, which is short for football club. Could just call them the FTs or WFTs.
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QB - Stafford, Tannehill, Mariota
RB - Gordon, Cook, Penny, Guice, Harris, Laird, Love
WR - Julio, C. Davis, AJ Brown, Samuel, Washington, Di. Johnson, Isabella
TE - Henry, Andrews
LB - Kuechly, R. Smith
DL - Hunter, Armstead, Quinn
DB - D. James, Baker, Edmunds
K - Just a stupid kicker

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby gmoftheyear » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:55 am

Brutal.....
QB- R. Wilson, Garoppolo, Lock, Rudolph, Driskel
RB- Coleman, R. Jones, L. Murray, Guice, Hyde
WR- Golladay, Edelman, Metcalf, Bourne
TE- Kelce, Kittle
K- Lutz
Def- Baltimore, Pittsburgh





No PPR, Start 2 QBs, 2 RBS, 2 WRS, 1 TE, 1 FLEX,1 K, 1 DEF/ST. 6 pts all touchdowns
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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Prison_Mike » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:00 am

ericanadian wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:53 am
moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am
Bronco Billy wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am


That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
As is yours! :thumbup:

But I'll play along anyway. The name is ludicrous. "The Broncos kick off to the Football Team. XXX of the Football Team runs to the 20, 25, makes a guy miss, avoids a tackle... and he's off! The Football Team returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown! Football Team 6, Broncos 0."

Just call them "Washington".

So, yeah, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My guess is it’ll just end up like the soccer clubs that operate similarly. Toronto’s team is the FC, which is short for football club. Could just call them the FTs or WFTs.
x2

I can appreciate the lightheartedness of the post because I agree that it sounds ridiculous at first glance.
But I don't think the commentators will say all that. I think they would just say: "Washington returns the opening kickoff for a TD" and "Washington 6, Denver 0" ....and so on..

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby FantasyFreak » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:05 am

Bronco Billy wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:35 am
moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:29 am
Hahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Haha, haha.

<Breathe>

Hahahahahahahaha.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
Overruled.
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Record: 28-5 Division Champ/League High Scorer/Runner Up

Wentz, Stafford. Driskel
Chubb, Cook, Breida, Ekeler, Penny, James White, D Washington
Evans, Sutton, Woods, Crowder, Agholor, Sanu, , D Robinson, T Taylor
Kittle, Olsen, McDonald, Clay

Taxi: Mims, Asiasi

I don't care about your SFBX team.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Blueboy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:34 am

They just had to decide on any noun that isn't a slur lol

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Bronco Billy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:50 am

ericanadian wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:53 am
Could just call them the FTs or WFTs.
Given that it’s the Team That Shall Not Be Named, it would probably be more appropriate to transpose the F and the T in your suggestion.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Bronco Billy » Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:54 am

moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am
“Football Team 6, Broncos 0."
There’s the best joke in the whole thread - that they’d actually be ahead in a game this season.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Patsfan86 » Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:39 pm

The name is straight and to the point, and no nonsense, unlike anyone else in that godforsaken city.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby Ray Finkle » Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:41 pm

I thought they should just copy the nickname of the Oakland Athletics so they were guaranteed not to offend anybody but this...this is impressive.

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Re: Washington Football Team

Postby The Godwin Complex » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:13 pm

Bronco Billy wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:54 am
moishetreats wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:43 am
“Football Team 6, Broncos 0."
There’s the best joke in the whole thread - that they’d actually be ahead in a game this season.
I thought the joke was that they were a Football a Team :wtf:
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12 TEAM SUPERFLEX PPR
START: QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 2 TE, 3 FLEX (rb/wr/te), 1 SUPERFLEX (qb/rb/wr/te)
ROSTER STARTERS
QB: K. Murray (AZ)
RB: D. Cook (MIN), J. Robinson (JAX)
WR: C. Godwin (TB), K. Golladay (DET), C. Sutton (DEN)
TE: R. Gronkowski (TB), Jason Witten (LV)
FLEX: Dev. Parker (MIA), M. Valdes-Scantling (GB), L. Fitzgerald (AZ)
SUPERFLEX: A. Rodgers (GB)

SHALLOW BENCH:
S. Michel (NE), R. Cobb (HOU) , J. Howard (MIA), M. Breida (MIA), T. Coleman (SF), W. Snead (BAL), J. Richard (LV), J. McKissic (WAS), O. Zaccheaus (ATL), C. Patterson (CHI), D. Asiasi (NE), M. Rudolph (PIT),
IR: G. Olszewski (NE), B. Jarwin (DAL)


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