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Great FF loser bets

Postby Mephistopheles » Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:24 pm

https://www.thedad.com/dude-loses-fanta ... hC5L7a9D8I

I think this is the best one I've ever seen.
Anybody else have any other great loser bets from your leagues?
PSA - Haggling is NOT the same as negotiating.

From the home office in Grand Rapids, MI, the Top 5 signs you suck as a trade partner (and probably as a human being)

5. You can name or fabricate 5 risks on every player not on your team.
4. You always respond that you don't value another team's players as highly as they do.
3. You steer conversations away from ADP or any other form of consensus or rankings to gauge trade value.
2. Your trade strategy centers around seeing where someone's at on a player or that "it's just a first offer".
1. Your trade offers are rejected without counter or outright ignored.
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Re: Great FF loser bets

Postby hockeyBjj » Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:41 pm

Loser has to wear a pink tutu and a tiarra to the rookie draft the following year, which is typically all of us getting together at a bar

Once, the tiara winner's boss happened to be there with his family at buffalo wild wings lol
Team 1- 10 team ppr, 1QB, 3RB, 3WR, 1TE, (a TE2 can flex for RB3 or WR3), 1D, 1K
2019: 5th place :wall:
Finishes: 6th, 6th, 1st, 5th
QB: Lamar Jackson, Russell Wilson
RB: Saquan Barkley, Dalvin Cook, Mark Ingram,Devonta Freeman, Damien Williams, Hyde
WR: OBJ, Mike Evans, Juju Smith Jarvis Landry, T Boyd, G Tate, D Slayton, A Miller, T
TE: George Kittle, Rudolph, V McDonald, Dwelley
D/K: Vikings, Patriots, Titans, Jax Siebert CLE
Taxi- D Henderson, A Mattison, B Snell
picks- 2020 1.05, 2.06, 4.06, 5.06 5 2021- 1,2,3,4,5

team 2- 12 team ppr, 1QB, 3WR, 2RB, 1TE, 1WR/RB/TE, 1 RB/TE
Threepeat Champs 8-)
QB: Wilson, Cousins, Haskins
RB: CMC, D Cook, Kamara, D Henry, Gurley, T Cohen, Yeldon, P Barber, M Brown, Riddick,
WR:Hopkins, Diggs, Golloday, Edelman, Arob, Fuller, Westbrook, Hurns, Wright, Dorsett, Higgins, T Patrick, M Harris
TE: Kelce, Andrews, Dissly, Legget
Taxi-
picks- 2020- 0 2021- 3,4,5

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Re: Great FF loser bets

Postby Sfoster2625 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:04 am

In one of my leagues you have to wear a small pink shirt that says I suck dick at fantasy football(at fantasy football is way smaller) and then Everyone else in the league throws rotten tomatoes at you. Your also the “beer bitch” which means every time someone needs a beer during the draft you have to grab it for them
Qb: Mahomes, Goff, Daniel Jones, drew lock , Stafford
Rb: kerryon, mixon, sanders, henderson, Justin Jackson
Wr: golladay, dj Moore, aj brown, diontae johnson, juju, slayton, Fuller
Te: goedert, dissly, irv smith, gesicki
Cb: Marshon lattimore, donte Jackson
S: vonn bell, Tracy walker
De: burns, nick bosa, fowler
Dt: quinnen Williams, Chris Jones
Lb: za’darius Smith, devin bush, Bradley Chubb, Warner

2020 picks 1.1, 1.8, 2.1, 4.1, 5.1

10 team league
32 man roster
0.5 point ppr
6 point pass td

Idp scoring is big play based and even with wr scoring

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Re: Great FF loser bets

Postby Orenthal Shames » Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:51 am

These make me embarrassed to share a hobby with you all.
16 team league
1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 2 Flex (RB/WR/TE)
26 man rosters - full point ppr
2015, 17, 18, 19 Champion

QB: Winston, Dalton
RB: Kamara, Gurley, Sanders, Royce
WR: Julio, OBJ, Keenan, Fuller
TE: Kelce, Kittle

2020: 1.05

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Re: Great FF loser bets

Postby Mephistopheles » Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:41 am

These are friggin hilarious.

We do the "beer girl" thing in my longest-term league. We have them wear a T-Shirt with a different design every year, a couple years ago one of the guys made up a T-shirt with the graphics of the torso of a "Hooters" girl.

Last year, one guy's girlfriend starting smack talking a couple of us so we made a bet with her that, if he didn't win the 'ship, they had to hand wash and wax all our cars. He had a friggin blast with it, he even put on a bikini top and Daisy Dukes (needed eye bleach after that). Her...eh not so much but who cares, he isn't with her anymore.

We're mostly all friends though and we have league social events 3 to 4 times a year including an in person draft. We can (and do) get away with a lot of bleep.
PSA - Haggling is NOT the same as negotiating.

From the home office in Grand Rapids, MI, the Top 5 signs you suck as a trade partner (and probably as a human being)

5. You can name or fabricate 5 risks on every player not on your team.
4. You always respond that you don't value another team's players as highly as they do.
3. You steer conversations away from ADP or any other form of consensus or rankings to gauge trade value.
2. Your trade strategy centers around seeing where someone's at on a player or that "it's just a first offer".
1. Your trade offers are rejected without counter or outright ignored.
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Re: Great FF loser bets

Postby Bam_19 » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:00 pm

These make me wish I had a dedicated home league where we could draft in person.
12 man league
1pt per 20 yards rushing/receiving, 1pt per 50 passing/TD 6 and 4/PPR 0.5/1QB-1RB-3WR-1TE-Flex-DEF-K
QB - Jackson
RB - Mixon - Sanders - J.Hill
WR - Sutton - Aj Brown - Cooks - Hollywood - Harry - Slayton - Whiteside - Campbell - Hardman - C. Davis - Isabella - Ross
TE - Engram - Irv Smith
DEF - Rotating
K - Rotating

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Re: Great FF loser bets

Postby M-Dub » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:00 am

I’m not a fan of punishing the last place team in a dynasty league. If you wanna do it in a redraft league, that’s fine. The best one I ever heard of was making the last place owner take the SAT. It would be brutal having to wake up super early on a Saturday morning and go to some local high school to take the SAT alongside a bunch of 17-year-olds.

At our draft, we just have a weigh-in to establish our annual “Fat Five” for the year.
Darcia Lee Fan Club
12-team PPR dynasty, 17-player roster, 4-player taxi
8 starters: 1 QB, 1-4 RB/WR/TE

QB: Wilson
RB: McCaffrey, Mixon, Lindsay, Guice, J. Hill, Miller, AP, Homer
WR: Godwin, Golladay, Keenan, Woods, Sammy, Tre’Quan, Watson
TE: Ertz, Rudolph, Shaheen
Taxi: Irv Smith, Dexter, Gaskin

Put The Coke On My Dak
Same settings as above except 18-player rosters

QB: Dak, Baker
RB: CMC, Sanders, DJ, Edwards, Laird
WR: Julio, ARob, Kirk, Lockett, Campbell, Tate, Tre’Quan
TE: Kelce, Goedert, Howard, Thomas, Oliver
Taxi: Gaskin, Isabella

Marquise in Spades
20-player rosters, $420 cap, 60 contract years, same starting requirements

QB: Foles $1/1, Minshew $1/1
RB: Gurley $71/2, Gordon $62/2, Dam. Williams $36/1, Guice $24/4, Henderson $14/3, Hill $4/5, Jon Williams $1/1, Gaskin $1/1
WR: Godwin $50/4, Hilton $43/2, Hollywood $9/3, Hamilton $2/5, Conley $1/1, Pascal $1/1, Gage $1/1
TE: Njoku $28/1, Howard $20/4, Griffin $1/1


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