2019 Bad Trade Offers

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby Mephistopheles » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:39 am

Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.
PSA - Haggling is NOT the same as negotiating.

From the home office in Grand Rapids, MI, the Top 5 signs you suck as a trade partner (and probably as a human being)

5. You can name or fabricate 5 risks on every player not on your team.
4. You always respond that you don't value another team's players as highly as they do.
3. You steer conversations away from ADP or any other form of consensus or rankings to gauge trade value.
2. Your trade strategy centers around seeing where someone's at on a player or that "it's just a first offer".
1. Your trade offers are rejected without counter or outright ignored.
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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby bjd5211 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:45 am

Mephistopheles wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:39 am
Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.
Give it a couple weeks and send him a similar offer.

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby joeya2001 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:46 am

Mephistopheles wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:39 am
Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.
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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby Mephistopheles » Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:12 pm

joeya2001 wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:46 am
Mephistopheles wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:39 am
Have a guy in one of my leagues who is a complete clown.
He keeps sending bleep offers trying to start a "convo" as he calls it.

Previously quoted a 3rd round pick for Damien Williams, a 3rd round pick for Keenan Allen plus a couple way off Ekeler offers I posted previously. Here is his latest (SuperFlex league)

I Give: MVS, Mason Rudolph
I get: Drew Sample, Josh Dobbs.

But the storyline is hilarious. Please excuse all typos, it's the way this clown types.

"Sample is set up to be the TE1 for them next year on cuz Eiferts on a prove it deal. And Dobbs is gunna take over Jax...they paid a 5th rd for him so hes gunna have a shot and if he hits, theres your guy for the Jags...its a deal to start the ‘trade convo’ as i like to call it. Shoot an offer and show me how its done then"

Notice no mention of how Rudolph ran Dobbs out of Pittsburgh on a rail or the fact that Sample has to go through Uzomah and Cethan Carter in addition to Eifert.
Send a bad one back, that's what I tend to do
I tried that, it doesn't discourage him. After the Ekeler for McCaffrey offer, he begged me for a counter, "no matter how bad you think it is", so I countered him with a 3rd and 4th round pick for Russell Wilson and a 1st round pick, and he actually had the nerve to throw it back in my face a couple weeks later that I "send bad offers too".

Best course is what I'm doing which is just ignoring the idiot. Not even responding to the offers or his GroupMe texts anymore.
PSA - Haggling is NOT the same as negotiating.

From the home office in Grand Rapids, MI, the Top 5 signs you suck as a trade partner (and probably as a human being)

5. You can name or fabricate 5 risks on every player not on your team.
4. You always respond that you don't value another team's players as highly as they do.
3. You steer conversations away from ADP or any other form of consensus or rankings to gauge trade value.
2. Your trade strategy centers around seeing where someone's at on a player or that "it's just a first offer".
1. Your trade offers are rejected without counter or outright ignored.
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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby never_punts » Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:30 pm

Here's one I got (keep in mind this is Super Flex as well)

Give:
J. Mixon RB
D. Haskins QB

Get:
A. Peterson RB - WAS
D. Amendola WR - DET
2020 4th Rd Pick
12-Team PPR, SFlx, IDP | QB, RB, 2WR, TE, SFLX, 3FLX, DL, LB, DB
Threat Level Midnight (2-2)
QB: Wilson, Murray, Haskins, Tannehill
RB: Chubb, Mixon, D Freeman, R Freeman, Penny, D Harris, Mattison, Hyde, M Brown
WR: Nuk, Sutton, Gordon, AJ Brown, JJAW
TE: Walker, Goedert | IDP: D Hunter, N Bosa, D White, Kendricks, Poyer | IR: Neal
TAXI: D Lock, B Love, R Anderson, P Williams, Warring

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby mzkp54 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:51 pm

12 team superflex full IDP

Give: Mike Evans, Gardner Minshew
Get: Devin Funchess, TJ Watt, ‘20 2nd
PPR, Superflex, TE Premium, Full IDP, Balanced scoring. Start 11 offense 11 defense. Contracts

Team 1:
QB- Brady, Wilson, Rivers
RB- Bell, Freeman, Montgomery, DLewis, Mcguire, Ito Smith,
WR- AB, AJG, Thielen, Woods Harmon, D. Robinson, D. Moore, Beasley
TE- Kittle, Fells, Reed, VDavis
PK/CB-
DT- C. Jones, J. Reed,, Hunt
DE- Houston,,Hughes,, Anderson
LB- Hitchens, Woodyard, Milano, Walker, ZBrown,Van Noy, Bynes, Golden, CJones, CJones
S- Poyer, Teamer, Vaccaro, Addae, Hyde, Rapp, Cravens

Team 2:
QB- Rodgers, Garoppolo, Tyrod,
RB- Miller,Breida CThompson,
WR- Evans, Julio, Golladay, Hilton, Alshon, Hardman, Humphries, Harris
TE- McDonald, Reed, VDavis
PK/CB-
DT- LJoseph, CWilkins, Dareus, Coley
DE- Watt, Dunlap, Griffen
LB- Wagner, Littleton, Cunningham, Holcomb,, VWilliams, TSmith, Pratt, Bucannon, Avery
S- Edmonds, Amos, Nicholson, Willis, Abram, Neal, RJones

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby ArrylT » Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:46 pm

These are not trade offers - these are actual trades involving Mike Evans (found with Trade Finder) - all 1 QB PPR:

Trade date: 2019-09-12

WR Josh Gordon, NEP
RB Chris Thompson, WAS

for

WR Mike Evans, TBB
Year 2021 round 2 draft pick from BURNSIDE WHORELORDS
Year 2020 round 3 draft pick from A Dirty Gore is What I Snead

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Trade date: 2019-09-17

WR Zay Jones, BUF
Year 2020 round 2 draft pick from Spokane Vamps

for

WR Mike Evans, TBB

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Trade date: 2019-09-19

WR Mike Evans, TBB
WR Emmanuel Sanders, DEN
Year 2022 round 1 draft pick from Nick Stokowski

for

WR Marquise Brown, BAL
QB Jacoby Brissett, IND
Year 2020 round 3 draft pick from The Abusement Park
Year 2020 round 4 draft pick from Bad JuJu

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Trade date: 2019-09-21

WR Mike Evans, TBB
Year 2020 round 2 draft pick from Ronald & the Hamburglar

WR AJ Green, CIN
Year 2020 round 4 draft pick from Virgin Crusader
Please speak to clarion contrarion before considering the use of vetos..

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby problemsolver » Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:36 am

Start 1 QB league.

I give: Either McCaffrey or Kamara (my choice)

I get: Daniel Jones and Golden Tate

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby Prison_Mike » Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:40 am

problemsolver wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:36 am
Start 1 QB league.

I give: Either McCaffrey or Kamara (my choice)

I get: Daniel Jones and Golden Tate
You get to CHOOSE which top-5 dynasty asset you're going to give up for that glorious package?

Sheesh...how generous

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby myndflyte » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:11 am

Had an argument with this league mate that his offer was ridiculous.

Give: Ekeler, Kelce, 2020 1st, 2021 2nd

Get: Michel, Damien Williams, Darrel Williams, Fitz

To top off the argument, he said that Fitz is having a great season and it better than anything I have. I told him he can score lots of points for his team next year when he's retired.
12 team 0.5 pt PPR; 1QB, 2RB, 2WR, 1TE, 2 Flex
QB: Rodgers, Prescott, Lauletta (R)
RB: Gordon, Ajayi, Collins, Yeldon, Ekeler, Martin, Grant, Mizzell, David Williams, Jeffery Wilson, Warren
WR: Cooks, Boyd, Marvin Jones, Lockett, Coleman, Doctson, Goodwin, Cobb, T. Williams, Z. Jones, Roberts, Tate (R), Cain (R), Ellington, Cody Core, Beebe
TE: Kelce, Cook, Conklin, LaCosse
2019 Picks: 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5

12 team 1 pt PPR SF IDP; 1QB, 2RB, 2WR, 1TE, 1 SFlex, 3 Flex, 1DL, 1LB, 1DB, 1 IDP Flex
QB: Newton, Stafford, Bortles, Kessler
RB: Hunt, Mixon, Lewis, Ekeler, Thompson, Bernard, Davis, Blount
WR: Evans, Lockett, Marvin Jones, Sanders, Lee, Pettis, Crabtree, Cole, Ateman, Lasley
TE: Rudolph, Seals-Jones
DL: Jordon, Ingram
LB: Jarrad Davis, Alonso, Avery Williamson, Warner, Van Noy, Golden, Baker, Shaun Dion Hamilton
DB: Poyer, Kazee, Collins, Jenkins, Cyprien
2019 Picks: 1.05, 2.05, 3.05, 4.05, 5.05, 6.05, 7.05

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby afrye1 » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:17 pm

I got these last night and could do nothing but laugh. This is for a cheap redraft I do.

My team is as follows:

Dak, Trubisky

CMC, Dalvin, Josh Jacobs, Miles Sanders, AP

Cooks, Boyd, MVS, Tyreek, and DJ Moore

Jared Cook

Start QB, 2 WR, 2 RB, TE, Flex

Guy I just beat came to me, after losing Barkley on Sunday and offered me Ertz straight up for CMC. I politely declined so he offered me Ertz straight up for Dalvin. I laughed and said I’ll give you Miles Sanders straight up for Ertz. He had the audacity to say “😒 I bet you would dude🙄” so I just didn’t respond. He text me again saying Ertz, Montegomery, and Ridley for CMC and Tyreek. I just didn’t respond. Haha
Team 1
Start 1 QB 2RB 2 WR 1 TE 2 flex 1 SF
QB Rodgers Wilson Mayfield L.Jackson Darnold
RB Barkley ROJO A. Jones Phillip Lindsay Brieda N.Hines D.Williams DUKE
WR T.Hill Diggs Cooks Gallup Pettis Callaway Sutton Desean Hamilton A.Wilson
TE Evan Engram Kyle Rudolph George Kittle

6 pts for TD full PPR .25 PPC 1 pt per 10 rushing/receiving yards 1 pt per 20 passing yards
2020
1st, 5 2nds, a 4th


Team 2
10 team PPR league
4 pt passing td. 6 pt for all other TD.
QB: Rodgers, Matt Ryan, Dak, Trubisky
RB:DJ, T.coleman, Royce Freeman,Chase Edmonds, Ryquell Armstead
WR: Keenan Allen, Adam Thielen, Sterling Shepard, TY Hilton, John Ross,Chris Godwin, Antonio Callaway, Trequan Smith, David Moore, M.Brown, Terry Mclaurin,Harmon, Hogan, P.Williams
TE: Hunter Henry,George Kittle, OJ Howard, Austin Hooper
K: Butker, Bryant
DEF: Cowboys and Jags
start: 1 QB 2 WR 2 RB 1TE 2 flex (W/R/T)
2020
4 firsts, 2nd, 2 3rds, 2 4ths

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby bjd5211 » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:09 pm

14 team SF league

Give: Wentz
Receive: N'Keal Harry and Geronimo Allison

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby hoos89 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:04 pm

Give:
Sammy Watkins

Receive:
Jalen Hurd
50 BBB

I countered:

Give:
KeeSean Johnson
50 BBB

Receive:
Woods
Team 2: 12 Team PPR - 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 2 R/W/T, 23 man rosters, est. 2016
Wentz, Minshew, Haskins
Michel, Howard, McKinnon, Burkhead, Richard, Gaskin, Mostert
Kupp, Cooks, Watkins, Kirk, Deebo, Lee, Da. Moore, Dorsett, Perriman
Herndon, Njoku, Higbee
IR(2): Love, Coleman
Taxi(4): Jacobs, DJ Moore, Sutton, MVS
2020 Picks: 1st x 3, 2nd x 2, 3rd, 4th, 5th

Team 3: 12 Team PPR - 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 3 R/W/T, 28 man rosters, est. 2019
Ryan, Bridgewater, Falk, Flacco, Stidham
Gurley, M. Brown, Barber, M. Brown, Miller, McKinnon, Ito, J. Jackson
Thomas, Cooks, Watkins, Anderson, Foster, Doctson, KeeSean, Perriman, Beasley, Fowler, Hollins
Hooper, Herndon, Witten, Higbee, Vannett
2020 Picks: 1st x 5, 2nd x 2

Team 1: 2012-2016
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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby FantasyFreak » Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:33 pm

Get: McCoy and Royce Freeman

Give: Barkley and Herndon.

This is also a TE premium league, so the Herndon tack on makes it even more ludicrous.
DLF Early Birds Special/ Year 1 (16 Team SuperFlex 25 man roster Start 10)

Record: 14-4

Wentz, Stafford
Chubb, Cook, Carson, Breida, Ekeler, Penny, James White, Sproles
Evans, Sutton, Woods, Agholor, Sanu, Higgins, D Robinson, T Taylor, D Shepard, Hardy
Kittle, Olsen, McDonald, Ian Thomas

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Re: 2019 Bad Trade Offers

Postby ckbeav » Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:22 pm

Get: Thielan

Give: M. Sanders, 2020 1st (top 3) :wtf:
10-Team, PPR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/T, W/R, DE, DE, LB, LB, DB, DB
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: Michael Thomas, Keenan Allen, Marquise Brown, Allen Robinson, Tyler Boyd, Marquez Valdes-Scantling, J.J. Arcega-Whiteside, Preston Williams, Dante Pettis, Hakeem Butler
RB: David Johnson, Nick Chubb, Devonta Freeman, Miles Sanders, Rashaad Penny, Ty Johnson
TE: Delanie Walker, Chris Herndon, Ian Thomas, Irv Smith, Dawson Knox, David Njoku, Will Dissly
IDP: Danielle Hunter, Nick Bosa, Darius Leonard, CJ Mosley, Kevin Byard, Jordan Poyer
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