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Help with "orphan"

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:49 pm
by Ghosted
I recently took over a random orphan (team 2 in sig named Coogan's Cup), and I was surprised with the roster that I took over. I have seen rosters like that in signatures, but always questioned if they were actually "real" or not.

Anyway, first day I get an offer in my box which is:

Send: 1.94
Receive: rights to every football player born in the 21st century.

Seems tempting, but I feel like it hurts me too much in the short term. What do y'all think?

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:16 pm
by jaykay22
This will likely get shutdown, but I hope it doesn't. Your roster is amazing.

By the time I got to "Randy Moss vs the Cowboys on Thxgiving" I completely lost it.

Well done, sir. Hilarious stuff.

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:33 pm
by Phaded
This belongs in team advice.
;)

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:41 pm
by CK_
Haha cold blooded!!

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:14 am
by Bot101
I was so confused till I read team 2 in sig. I had a huge laugh. Thanks for that.

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am
by pokerface40
You should go after Chuck Norris.

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:07 am
by BigBawseRoss
pokerface40 wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am
You should go after Chuck Norris.
no kickers unfortunately

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:51 am
by Ghosted
Phaded wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:33 pm
This belongs in team advice.
;)
The placement of this was definitely tongue-in-cheek haha.

I know this is a useless post, but I figured everyone could use a laugh after yesterday's conversations. Hope some of you found enjoyment in it.

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:58 am
by Ghosted
BigBawseRoss wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:07 am
pokerface40 wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am
You should go after Chuck Norris.
no kickers unfortunately
Exceptions can be made for such a fine addition to the team

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:42 am
by Coogan Football
Can't be my league, we don't use team defenses...

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:31 am
by OhCruelestRanter
Coogan Football wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:42 am
Can't be my league, we don't use team defenses...
I think somebody’s mom told him to pretend like he thinks it’s funny and they’ll stop.

This post is an A+.

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:01 pm
by pokerface40
BigBawseRoss wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:07 am
pokerface40 wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am
You should go after Chuck Norris.
no kickers unfortunately
He is ranked #1 at every position, duh.

Re: Help with "orphan"

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:33 pm
by motherlode
I would get rid of 30 year old Tom Brady. You don't want to get left holding the bag when he falls off the cliff when he is 33 or 34.