Hey guys - thought it would be a fun discussion. Straight up - what are the funniest (or best) fantasy football team names you've ever heard (or used)?
Can't wait to hear what you all come up with!
Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
THE HAMMER PATROL
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
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Coogan Football
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Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
The Hammer Patrol is my all-time favorite.
12 team 6pts all TDs/.5ppr/SFlex/ balanced IDP, scoring est. 2008
Start QB,SF,2RB,3WR,TE,2Flex,3DL,3LB,3DB,2DFlex
3x Champion 2015, 2016, 2017
QB: Brees, Luck, Prescott, McCarron, C.Kelly, Peterman
RB: Elliott, Gurley, Hunt, Kamara, Gordon, Howard, McCaffrey, J.Williams,
WR: Julio, Hopkins, M.Thomas, TY, Watkins, Kupp, C.Davis, Thomas (LA), Carroo, Switzer, Tr. Taylor
TE: Olsen, Engram, Howard, Fleener, Swoope
DL: Watt, Mack, C.Jordan, Bosa, D.Hunter, Clowney, Armstead
LB: Kuechly, Ogletree, Mosley, McKinney, R.Foster, Bucannon, Z.Cunningham, Anzalone, ShaqT,
, Goodson, Pullard,
DB: H.Smith, Vaccaro, B.Jones, Neal, Adoree, K.Joseph, Geathers, M.Maye, J.Jones, D Thompson
Don't be the guy that asks for advice without giving some out yourself
#WhoDat
Start QB,SF,2RB,3WR,TE,2Flex,3DL,3LB,3DB,2DFlex
3x Champion 2015, 2016, 2017
QB: Brees, Luck, Prescott, McCarron, C.Kelly, Peterman
RB: Elliott, Gurley, Hunt, Kamara, Gordon, Howard, McCaffrey, J.Williams,
WR: Julio, Hopkins, M.Thomas, TY, Watkins, Kupp, C.Davis, Thomas (LA), Carroo, Switzer, Tr. Taylor
TE: Olsen, Engram, Howard, Fleener, Swoope
DL: Watt, Mack, C.Jordan, Bosa, D.Hunter, Clowney, Armstead
LB: Kuechly, Ogletree, Mosley, McKinney, R.Foster, Bucannon, Z.Cunningham, Anzalone, ShaqT,
, Goodson, Pullard,
DB: H.Smith, Vaccaro, B.Jones, Neal, Adoree, K.Joseph, Geathers, M.Maye, J.Jones, D Thompson
Don't be the guy that asks for advice without giving some out yourself
#WhoDat
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heldlightning
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Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
A guy in my league is running the Brexiting Red Coates with Sammie Coastes on his team. It's topical.
Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
Haha awful kind of you!Coogan23 wrote:The Hammer Patrol is my all-time favorite.
THE HAMMER PATROL
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
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Topical is good! I like it! We got a fella who goes by the "Multiple Scorgasms" in our league - cracks me up every time.heldlightning wrote:A guy in my league is running the Brexiting Red Coates with Sammie Coastes on his team. It's topical.
THE HAMMER PATROL
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
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DontHasselTheHoff
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Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
Show me your TDs
Team 1:
12 Team 1/2 PT PPR, 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, FLEX
QB : P. Rivers, J. Garoppolo
RB : M. Gordon, L. Fournette, A. Collins, T. Cohen, I. Crowell, A. Ekeler
WR : OBJ, T. Hill, J. Nelson, L. Fitzgerald, W.Fuller, J. Crowder, C. Meredith, S. Watkins, K. Cole
TE : Z. Ertz, T. Burton, T. Eifert
Team 2:
12 Team 1/2 PT PPR (1 PT TE), 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, SuperFLEX, FLEX
QB: A. Rodgers, P. Rivers, A.Smith, C. Kessler, J. Garoppolo
RB: F. Gore, K. Dixon
WR: K. Allen, S. Watkins, M.Jones, T. Pryor, T. Lockett, T. Ginn, D. Funchess, K. White, M. Lee, DGB, L. Treadwell
TE: T. Eifert, L. Green, Fiederowicz
12 Team 1/2 PT PPR, 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, FLEX
QB : P. Rivers, J. Garoppolo
RB : M. Gordon, L. Fournette, A. Collins, T. Cohen, I. Crowell, A. Ekeler
WR : OBJ, T. Hill, J. Nelson, L. Fitzgerald, W.Fuller, J. Crowder, C. Meredith, S. Watkins, K. Cole
TE : Z. Ertz, T. Burton, T. Eifert
Team 2:
12 Team 1/2 PT PPR (1 PT TE), 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, SuperFLEX, FLEX
QB: A. Rodgers, P. Rivers, A.Smith, C. Kessler, J. Garoppolo
RB: F. Gore, K. Dixon
WR: K. Allen, S. Watkins, M.Jones, T. Pryor, T. Lockett, T. Ginn, D. Funchess, K. White, M. Lee, DGB, L. Treadwell
TE: T. Eifert, L. Green, Fiederowicz
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Swampdonkey17
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Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
Friend Todd uses this name in every league
I'm Sofa King We Todd Did
I'm Sofa King We Todd Did
Journal of my first orphan rebuild. If you're in a rebuild and want to get ideas or give some, feel free.
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=92442
QB: Andrew Luck,Andy Dalton, Brett Hundley, Trevor Siemian
RB: Lamar Miller, Eddie Lacy,Carlos Hyde,Dion Lewis, Mark Ingram, Thomas Rawls,Terrell Watson, Legarette Blount, Daniel Lasco, DJ Foster
WR: Deandre Hopkins,Alshon Jeffrey,Randall Cobb,Kelvin Benjamin,Jarvis Landry, Devante Parker, Tyrell Williams,
TE: Greg Olsen, Eric Ebron,Julius Thomas
D: Denver, Baltimore
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=92442
QB: Andrew Luck,Andy Dalton, Brett Hundley, Trevor Siemian
RB: Lamar Miller, Eddie Lacy,Carlos Hyde,Dion Lewis, Mark Ingram, Thomas Rawls,Terrell Watson, Legarette Blount, Daniel Lasco, DJ Foster
WR: Deandre Hopkins,Alshon Jeffrey,Randall Cobb,Kelvin Benjamin,Jarvis Landry, Devante Parker, Tyrell Williams,
TE: Greg Olsen, Eric Ebron,Julius Thomas
D: Denver, Baltimore
Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
My Team 1 in sig, got both Cobb and Forsett, + I love me some Three 6, hence: "Slobb On Da Cobb Don't Forsett".
One of my redraft teams this year is named Aqib Talib's Shooting Range.
My friend from my team 1 league, has both AB and David Johnson on his team, so his name is "I Got Brown On My Johnson".
Yes, we are a bunch of very mature 25 year olds!
One of my redraft teams this year is named Aqib Talib's Shooting Range.
My friend from my team 1 league, has both AB and David Johnson on his team, so his name is "I Got Brown On My Johnson".
Yes, we are a bunch of very mature 25 year olds!
#FreeCoreyDavis
Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
It Ertz when Eifert.
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WhatWouldDitkaDo
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Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
Make Josh Gordon Great Again
Kittles Pox | Championships: 2015, 2017
12-Team PPR | QB, 2RB, 2WR, TE, W/R/T, K, DST
QB: Kyler Murray, Aaron Rodgers
RB: Christian McCaffrey, Melvin Gordon, James Conner, Phillip Lindsay, Tevin Coleman, Boston Scott, Benny Snell Jr.
WR: Tyreek Hill, Mike Evans, Cooper Kupp, Michael Gallup, Christian Kirk
TE: George Kittle, Travis Kelce | K: Younghoe Koo | DST: SF
PS: Mecole Hardman, Tony Pollard | 2020 Picks: 1.09, 2.10, 3.03 | 2021 Picks: 1st, 2nd
12-Team PPR | QB, 2RB, 2WR, TE, W/R/T, K, DST
QB: Kyler Murray, Aaron Rodgers
RB: Christian McCaffrey, Melvin Gordon, James Conner, Phillip Lindsay, Tevin Coleman, Boston Scott, Benny Snell Jr.
WR: Tyreek Hill, Mike Evans, Cooper Kupp, Michael Gallup, Christian Kirk
TE: George Kittle, Travis Kelce | K: Younghoe Koo | DST: SF
PS: Mecole Hardman, Tony Pollard | 2020 Picks: 1.09, 2.10, 3.03 | 2021 Picks: 1st, 2nd
Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
My new one from this year is Cecil Shortsmallwood.
Last year I went with Teddy Graham's.
Last year I went with Teddy Graham's.
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Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
My friend's: Premature Edraftulation.
10 tms 27 plrs PPR
Start: 2QB 2RB 3WR 2TE 2Flex / best ball
QB: Herbert, Love, Rodgers, G Smith, Stidham, T Taylor, Hall
RB: McCaffrey, Mixon, Pacheco, Montgomery, Z White, Allgeier, Dillon
WR: Hill, St. Brown, Kupp, Allen, Lockett, B Johnson
TE: Kelce, Kmet, Kraft, Okonkwo, Dulcich, Tremble
2024: 2.09, 3.07, 3.08, 3.10, 4.08
2025: 2nd (x2), 4th, 5th (x2)
2026: 1st, 2nd (x2), 3rd, 4th, 5th
12 tms 22 active plyrs. Salary Cap $300 PPR
Start: 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1SF 1Flex / best ball
QB: Lawrence (contract through 2026), Love ('24), Rodgers ('24), Stidham ('25), Lock ('25)
RB: Bijan Robinson ('25), Pollard ('27), Dillon ('24), Rodriguez ('24), Spiller ('24)
WR: G Wilson ('26), AJ Brown ('26), DJ Montgomery ('25)
TE: --
2024 Cap Spent: $186
IR: --
TAXI SQUAD (4 max): --
Start: 2QB 2RB 3WR 2TE 2Flex / best ball
QB: Herbert, Love, Rodgers, G Smith, Stidham, T Taylor, Hall
RB: McCaffrey, Mixon, Pacheco, Montgomery, Z White, Allgeier, Dillon
WR: Hill, St. Brown, Kupp, Allen, Lockett, B Johnson
TE: Kelce, Kmet, Kraft, Okonkwo, Dulcich, Tremble
2024: 2.09, 3.07, 3.08, 3.10, 4.08
2025: 2nd (x2), 4th, 5th (x2)
2026: 1st, 2nd (x2), 3rd, 4th, 5th
12 tms 22 active plyrs. Salary Cap $300 PPR
Start: 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1SF 1Flex / best ball
QB: Lawrence (contract through 2026), Love ('24), Rodgers ('24), Stidham ('25), Lock ('25)
RB: Bijan Robinson ('25), Pollard ('27), Dillon ('24), Rodriguez ('24), Spiller ('24)
WR: G Wilson ('26), AJ Brown ('26), DJ Montgomery ('25)
TE: --
2024 Cap Spent: $186
IR: --
TAXI SQUAD (4 max): --
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Oh man these are hilarious. Love the Gordon one too. I'm a big Parks and Rec guy and I have thinking about making a new team name based on the show this year. Andys band names are good:
- Just the Tip
- Muscle Confusion
- Teddy Bear Suicide
- Threeskin
- Meat Tornado
- Punchface Champions
I need to come up with some clever football related ones too. Keep em coming guys these are hilarious!
- Just the Tip
- Muscle Confusion
- Teddy Bear Suicide
- Threeskin
- Meat Tornado
- Punchface Champions
I need to come up with some clever football related ones too. Keep em coming guys these are hilarious!
THE HAMMER PATROL
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo
RB: Matt Forte, Eddie Lacy, Mark Ingram, Shane Vereen, Chris Ivory, Montee Ball, Jay Ajayi, Tevin Coleman
WR: Julio Jones, Randall Cobb, Torrey Smith, Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, Jordan Matthews, Justin Hunter, Terrance Williams, Kendall Wright
TE: Jason Witten, Eric Ebron, Zach Ertz
D/ST: Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers
K: Mike Nugent
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Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
I posted these in a previous thread for 2015, but if you are into Game of Thrones, theres a few good ones:
DeMaryius Stormborn
Crows before Hoes
The Rains of CastAmeer Abdullah
KhaLacy, Mover of Chains
Queen Cersei’s Punt
Mance Raiders
Meereen Bay Packers
Arya Ready for Some Football
House TargArian
A Team has No Name
The GridIron Throne (I used that one)
DeMaryius Stormborn
Crows before Hoes
The Rains of CastAmeer Abdullah
KhaLacy, Mover of Chains
Queen Cersei’s Punt
Mance Raiders
Meereen Bay Packers
Arya Ready for Some Football
House TargArian
A Team has No Name
The GridIron Throne (I used that one)
Re: Funniest (or best) Fantasy Football Team Names
I touchdown there
Zo Nasty -12 Teams, PPR, 30 players - Keep 24
Start QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, 2 Flex, K, DST
QB: Herbert, B Young
RB: Bijan, Warren, Z Moss, K Ingram, J kelley
WR: D London, Z Flowers, JSN, J Reed, QJ G Davis, Gallup, DPJ, M Mims, J Metchie, W Robinson, J Tolbert, J Jennings
TE: J Ferguson Fant, J Johnson, Gesicki
DST: Colts NE
K: Butker
2024 Picks
1.03,1.05,1.06,1.10,3.05,4.05,5.05,6.05
2025 Picks
1,2,3,4,5,6
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PLP - 12 Teams, PPR, 29 Active roster - Keep 23 + 4 taxi
Start QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, 2 Flex, K, DST
QB: Burrow Dobbs, R Wilson, Stidham, Carr,
RB: CMC, Hall, K Walker, Swift, M Sanders M Carter, K Gainwell, CEH, Hunt, C Evans, E Wilson, P Taylor, D Johnson,
WR: DJM, Metcalf, AJ Brown, Hopkins, M Gallup, Chark, T Scott, P Washington, G Dortch, J Watson, R Woods
TE: M Andrews, Fant , Hudson, Higbee, L Thomas, J Johnson,
DST: SF, PHI
TAXI:
C Jones, B Strange, J Shorter, W Levis
2024 Picks
4.11,5.11,6.05, 6.11[/size]
2025 Picks
4,5,5,6,6
2026 Picks
4,5,6,6
Start QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, 2 Flex, K, DST
QB: Herbert, B Young
RB: Bijan, Warren, Z Moss, K Ingram, J kelley
WR: D London, Z Flowers, JSN, J Reed, QJ G Davis, Gallup, DPJ, M Mims, J Metchie, W Robinson, J Tolbert, J Jennings
TE: J Ferguson Fant, J Johnson, Gesicki
DST: Colts NE
K: Butker
2024 Picks
1.03,1.05,1.06,1.10,3.05,4.05,5.05,6.05
2025 Picks
1,2,3,4,5,6
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PLP - 12 Teams, PPR, 29 Active roster - Keep 23 + 4 taxi
Start QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, 2 Flex, K, DST
QB: Burrow Dobbs, R Wilson, Stidham, Carr,
RB: CMC, Hall, K Walker, Swift, M Sanders M Carter, K Gainwell, CEH, Hunt, C Evans, E Wilson, P Taylor, D Johnson,
WR: DJM, Metcalf, AJ Brown, Hopkins, M Gallup, Chark, T Scott, P Washington, G Dortch, J Watson, R Woods
TE: M Andrews, Fant , Hudson, Higbee, L Thomas, J Johnson,
DST: SF, PHI
TAXI:
C Jones, B Strange, J Shorter, W Levis
2024 Picks
4.11,5.11,6.05, 6.11[/size]
2025 Picks
4,5,5,6,6
2026 Picks
4,5,6,6
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