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Re: Turcorox911

Postby joeya2001 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:16 am

ninotoreS wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:44 am
I consider it plausible the OP of this thread is in fact a Turco alt, and those of you that hate him and reply to this thread are thusly twiddling yourselves around his finger.

(he doesn't particularly bother me, so meh)
I was really thinking that yesterday lol
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Re: Turcorox911

Postby JFever » Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:39 pm

ninotoreS wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:44 am
I consider it plausible the OP of this thread is in fact a Turco alt, and those of you that hate him and reply to this thread are thusly twiddling yourselves around his finger.

(he doesn't particularly bother me, so meh)
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I appreciate this take Nino. Made me chuckle a bit. I get how / why Turco rubs some the wrong way. I myself find it more amusing than irritating though.
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Re: Turcorox911

Postby GridironGuerilla » Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:51 pm

joeya2001 wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:16 am
ninotoreS wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:44 am
I consider it plausible the OP of this thread is in fact a Turco alt, and those of you that hate him and reply to this thread are thusly twiddling yourselves around his finger.

(he doesn't particularly bother me, so meh)
I was really thinking that yesterday lol
So was I lol.
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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Patsfan86 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:28 pm

mild wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:59 am
I used to really get annoyed by him. Then I spent some time appreciating how good he is at phrasing thread titles - they are almost performance art, in terms of how baited they are.

The Tony Romo one is particularly inspired. Ditto "QBs That Are Underrated And Overrated For Their Accuracy". I literally groaned when I read it. Long live our reptile king, long live Turcorox.
Hahahahahahahahahaha Reptile King :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love this...…. and sadly im with you on it. Need to just accept him at this point.

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Re: Turcorox911

Postby problemsolver » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:45 pm

I'm pretty sure every one of you is an turco alt and I'm the only non alt in the forum.

*brandishes knife*


*backs away slowly*


You just all stay where I can see you.

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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Patsfan86 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:52 pm

:lol:
problemsolver wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:45 pm
I'm pretty sure every one of you is an turco alt and I'm the only non alt in the forum.

*brandishes knife*


*backs away slowly*


You just all stay where I can see you.
😂😂😂😂😂 Definitely not but it’s obvious he isn’t going anywhere so getting angry or annoyed is pointless. Need to treat him like a girlfriends Cat, you may hate it and it hates you but you deal with It because you kind of have to. Maybe once in a while the GFs cat shows you some love and you appreciate it for that one second then go back to hating it and dealing with it.

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Re: Turcorox911

Postby dynastyninja » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:56 pm

I'm pretty positive that turco has multiple accounts. He always has random people I never see posting that appear in his threads, oftentimes bumping or continuing a dying discussion.

I also think there's a realistic possibility he's coogan.

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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Bjordan554207 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:58 pm

problemsolver wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:45 pm
I'm pretty sure every one of you is an turco alt and I'm the only non alt in the forum.

*brandishes knife*


*backs away slowly*


You just all stay where I can see you.
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Re: Turcorox911

Postby problemsolver » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:09 pm

Bjordan554207 wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:58 pm
problemsolver wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:45 pm
I'm pretty sure every one of you is an turco alt and I'm the only non alt in the forum.

*brandishes knife*


*backs away slowly*


You just all stay where I can see you.
This is turning into the movie “the Thing”
It won't be resolved until someone creates a test that identifies turcovirus in our blood.

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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Friction » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:04 pm

Weknownothing86 wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:52 pm
:lol:
problemsolver wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:45 pm
I'm pretty sure every one of you is an turco alt and I'm the only non alt in the forum.

*brandishes knife*


*backs away slowly*


You just all stay where I can see you.
😂😂😂😂😂 Definitely not but it’s obvious he isn’t going anywhere so getting angry or annoyed is pointless. Need to treat him like a girlfriends Cat, you may hate it and it hates you but you deal with It because you kind of have to. Maybe once in a while the GFs cat shows you some love and you appreciate it for that one second then go back to hating it and dealing with it.
The first time i read this statement, i must have missed the word 'cat'. I still nodded my head in approval.
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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Bot101 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:14 pm

dynastyninja wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:56 pm
I'm pretty positive that turco has multiple accounts. He always has random people I never see posting that appear in his threads, oftentimes bumping or continuing a dying discussion.

I also think there's a realistic possibility he's coogan.
He was on Reddit before DLF. The posters there figured out what some of us have figured out. They have some way of downvoting to hide his threads? So he seems to have abandoned that forum for this one. More fertile grounds for an invasive species.

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Re: Turcorox911

Postby FantasyFreak » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:15 pm

Bot101 wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:14 pm
dynastyninja wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:56 pm
I'm pretty positive that turco has multiple accounts. He always has random people I never see posting that appear in his threads, oftentimes bumping or continuing a dying discussion.

I also think there's a realistic possibility he's coogan.
He was on Reddit before DLF. The posters there figured out what some of us have figured out. They have some way of downvoting to hide his threads? So he seems to have abandoned that forum for this one. More fertile grounds for an invasive species.
They also know him on Football Guys, and it's the same thing.

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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Adam_172 » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:51 am

ninotoreS wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:44 am
I consider it plausible the OP of this thread is in fact a Turco alt, and those of you that hate him and reply to this thread are thusly twiddling yourselves around his finger.

(he doesn't particularly bother me, so meh)
I would be grateful if you didn’t pass round such vicious lies. Happy to provide ID if necessary :D
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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Adam_172 » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:53 am

I think those that are saying others are alter-ego’s of this guy must be trying to take the heat off of them...
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Re: Turcorox911

Postby Patsfan86 » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:56 am

I replied to his Kareem Hunt thread before reading who the post is by, I then realized who I replied to and I was like "Damn caught in the Turco Quicksand" So instead of struggling and getting myself more stuck in the sand, I just went all in and replied to that a few times and his stupid Romo one. Oh well. Survival of the fittest. Turco is staying it seems like and I will need to adapt to survive.


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