Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:18 pm

What type of people go to night school?

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Those that want to learn to read in the dark.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:04 pm

Where do horses go to get new tails?

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At re-tail outlets.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:00 pm

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

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So they can be awake for the knights.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:56 am

How do angels greet each other?

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With halos!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:03 pm

What species of cat is most likely to break the rules?

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Cheetahs.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:55 am

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Diana.

Diana who?

Diana thirst! (get me a drink will ya?)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:43 pm

What type of nut hates money?

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A cash-eww nut!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:37 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Nuisance.

Nuisance who?

What is nuisance yesterday?!?
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:18 pm

What do owls use to keep cool in the summer?

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Hoo-midifiers.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby Gtdano_14 » Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:11 am

ArrylT wrote:
Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:37 pm
Knock knock

Who's there?

Nuisance.

Nuisance who?

What is nuisance since yesterday?!?
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:57 am

Ooops thnx for catching the typo!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:39 pm

Why did Edmund have trouble trusting Aslan (Chronicles of Narnia)?

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Because Aslan was always a lion!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:16 am

Why did the runner get arrested while making a boast on a hill?

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Because the runner said "I'll beat you up there!!"
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:18 am

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sultan.

Sultan who?

Sultan Pepper!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:41 pm

Why did the Superflex owner think the Dynasty expert wanted him to masturbate?

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Because the expert recommended that he go Beathard!
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