Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:30 am

When is the best time to wear gloves?

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Intermittently!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:33 am

What is the writing style favored in places like Los Angeles, San Francisco and San Diego?

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Cali-graphy!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:28 pm

What world leader was famous for their delaying tactics?

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Stalin.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:25 am

Dookmariot wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:04 am
Let's eat, Grandma!

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Let's eat Grandma!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:38 am

Which cartoon character was once a US President?

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Garfield!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:25 pm

Which language is spoken the fastest?

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Russian.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:26 pm

Where was womans undergarments invented?

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Brazil!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:37 pm

What city has the most problems with violence against genitalia?

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Bangkok.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:39 am

When should you bring a bicycle into your bed?

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Anytime you want to avoid walking in your sleep!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:16 pm

What is the best cure for dandruff?

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Baldness.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:09 pm

What language do the birds speak in Brazil?

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Portu-geese!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:57 am

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?

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I have not but if you go to a restaurant you might find a man eating turkey!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:59 am

Why did the basketball court get so wet?

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Because the players dribbled all over it!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:00 pm

What number is more valuable when you turn it upside down?

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Six.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:31 am

Why are skeletons afraid of fighting?

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Because they lack guts!
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