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Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:15 pm
by ArrylT
Please share your jokes or puns here.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:17 pm
by ArrylT
Why is it safe to assume many dynasty owners are stock brockers?
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Because many of them are day traders.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:18 pm
by ArrylT
What is dynasty owners favorite game show?
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Deal or no Deal!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:19 pm
by ArrylT
Why do bald men hate taking the bus?
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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:20 pm
by ArrylT
What do you call a red-haired farmer from Prince Edward Island?
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(m)Anne of Green Gables.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:24 pm
by ArrylT
Why do Aardvarks like going to school?
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Because of all the students.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:07 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the dynasty owner make his/her waiver claims with his/her eyes closed?
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Because the rules said it was to be done with Blind Bidding.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:34 am
by ArrylT
How can you tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water?
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if it is a girl ant it will sink.
if it is bouyant it will float.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:36 am
by ArrylT
Have you heard about the catholic sisters who practice martial arts?
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No? They are called nunjas!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 9:12 am
by ArrylT
How much space should you give fungii to grow??
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As mushroom as possible!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:53 pm
by skip
ArrylT wrote:Why do bald men hate taking the bus?
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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
This one needs some explanation...I have no idea how these are related.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 7:40 am
by ArrylT
skip wrote:ArrylT wrote:Why do bald men hate taking the bus?
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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
This one needs some explanation...I have no idea how these are related.
to pay
toupee (pronounced too/pa)
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:27 am
by ArrylT
Why did the hairdresser put fake feces in their clients hair?
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Because they were out of sham poo.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:28 am
by ArrylT
When is it ok to spank your shoes?
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Whenever the shoe laces get all knotty.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:21 am
by ArrylT
What did 1 time piece say to the other time piece?
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Watch are you up to today?