Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:10 am

Hottoddies wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:06 am
ArrylT wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:49 pm
How do you keep the Pittsburgh Steelers from winning any games?

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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:09 am

What do you call it when the Patriots throw Gronkowski into the harbor?

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A Boston TE Party!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby dlf_jaronf » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:11 am

ArrylT wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:09 am
What do you call it when the Patriots throw Gronkowski into the harbor?

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A Boston TE Party!
:thumbup: My go-to team name for a few years was Boston TD Party

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:39 pm

Why did the bicycle fall over?

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Because it was two tired!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:11 pm

Why is it cheaper to buy a QB in an auction than a RB, TE or WR?

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Because when you spend a dollar you get a Quarter back!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:23 am

What colour is the best colour to have for books?

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Books that are red of course!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:55 pm

Why are chickens & turkeys banned from going to church?

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Because they only speak fowl language!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:00 am

How do you know when a Brit needs to go to the bathroom?

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Because when he/she leaves the room they'll say toodle-oo!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:04 pm

Where do criminals go to complain?

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A convent!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:08 am

Be warned! There is a type of flower that can evolve into a ferocious cat!

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It is known as Dan de lion!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:16 am

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

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Just look for the fresh prints!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:06 pm

Why did the comedian try to cheer the lever up?

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Because the lever had been depressed!
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