Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:15 pm

Please share your jokes or puns here.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:17 pm

Why is it safe to assume many dynasty owners are stock brockers?

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Because many of them are day traders.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:18 pm

What is dynasty owners favorite game show?

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Deal or no Deal!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:19 pm

Why do bald men hate taking the bus?

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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:20 pm

What do you call a red-haired farmer from Prince Edward Island?

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(m)Anne of Green Gables.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:24 pm

Why do Aardvarks like going to school?

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Because of all the students.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:07 pm

Why did the dynasty owner make his/her waiver claims with his/her eyes closed?

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Because the rules said it was to be done with Blind Bidding.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:34 am

How can you tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water?

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if it is a girl ant it will sink.

if it is bouyant it will float.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:36 am

Have you heard about the catholic sisters who practice martial arts?

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No? They are called nunjas!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue May 24, 2016 9:12 am

How much space should you give fungii to grow??

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As mushroom as possible!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby skip » Tue May 24, 2016 12:53 pm

ArrylT wrote:Why do bald men hate taking the bus?

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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
This one needs some explanation...I have no idea how these are related.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu May 26, 2016 7:40 am

skip wrote:
ArrylT wrote:Why do bald men hate taking the bus?

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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
This one needs some explanation...I have no idea how these are related.
to pay
toupee (pronounced too/pa)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:27 am

Why did the hairdresser put fake feces in their clients hair?


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Because they were out of sham poo.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:28 am

When is it ok to spank your shoes?

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Whenever the shoe laces get all knotty.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:21 am

What did 1 time piece say to the other time piece?


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Watch are you up to today?
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