Craziest comments you have ever heard?

[joeday]

I asked another owner if he was interested in Megatron. His response:

"i prefer julio over calvin and ajg close, so i dont see myself dealing what you want with those guys"

...out crazy that forum members lol

[Captainzach1]

I once had a league mate try to sell Walter on the basis he was a number one fantasy wr

[danes1212]

Via email for a 14 team dynasty league, "It looks like you need a defender, how about Brian Urlacher for the your #5 (rookie pick)?" Needless to say, I told the guy heck no (held back from calling him insane), and selected Andrew Luck with the #5 pick the next day. lol.

[dlf_erich]

Tried to trade with the league loudmouth, who also tends to overvalue his players to a ridiculous degree. We're going into our third year, and I can't for the life of me remember a single trade he's made.

He had pick 20 in our rookie/FA draft, and he also has DHB who I wanted. He offers me DHB for Kendall Hunter and pick 22. I said no, that I didn't want to split up the SF backfield, and offered him Gore/Hunter for Ridley/DHB/pick 20. He never even replies, and goes and takes LaMichael James with pick 20.

I manage to get pick 21 from another owner, and with one of my picks took Vereen, who was on waivers. No agenda, just thought he was the best RB available. However, despite being a Rice owner, I did NOT take Pierce with any of picks 21-24, and even traded out of the 3rd round despite having picks 26/29.

So what message do I get today, when he's up at pick 30?

"Shane Vereen for Bernard Pierce?"

LOL, good times. Politely declined, and told him that if he's rather have my handcuff than the players out there who could still help him, then more power to him!

[dlf_erich]

Tried to trade with the league loudmouth, who also tends to overvalue his players to a ridiculous degree. We're going into our third year, and I can't for the life of me remember a single trade he's made.

He had pick 20 in our rookie/FA draft, and he also has DHB who I wanted. He offers me DHB for Kendall Hunter and pick 22. I said no, that I didn't want to split up the SF backfield, and offered him Gore/Hunter for Ridley/DHB/pick 20. He never even replies, and goes and takes LaMichael James with pick 20.

I manage to get pick 21 from another owner, and with one of my picks took Vereen, who was on waivers. No agenda, just thought he was the best RB available. However, despite being a Rice owner, I did NOT take Pierce with any of picks 21-24, and even traded out of the 3rd round despite having picks 26/29.

So what message do I get today, when he's up at pick 30?

"Shane Vereen for Bernard Pierce?"

LOL, good times. Politely declined, and told him that if he'd rather have my handcuff than the players out there who could still help him, then more power to him!

[Chris_R]

My craziest comment goes hand in hand with the craziest trade offer ever:



I'd be getting HIS Antonio Gates, Lester Jean, & Jacoby Jones. For MY Victor Cruz, Eric Decker, Kenny Britt. He was dead serious too. I just started at it in amazement before I even responded because I didn't know what to say. All I could say was "not sure if serious". I had Jason Witten at TE already, and just drafted Coby Fleener too, so for the 1 useful player in the deal I didn't even need. All he said was "man you have crazy wr depth and none of those even start for you". Oh yea, forgot how if you don't start a player your supposed to give him away for free


Trades/comments like that make me never want to trade with a guy again.

[WZA]

This is the craziest comment ever. I dare anyone to top this comment from a thread about trading Foster...


"Ok the deal was:

I gave: Arian foster HOU RB

I got: CJ spiller Buf RB, Shane vereen NE RB, Antonio brown PIT WR, Luke Kuechely CAR LB, and his next years first rounder.

Everyone in my league said i literally raped him worse than immaginable, just wondering how you all think i did"


Followed up with several "you must be high" comments when everyone said otherwise...lol

[Chris_R]

This is the craziest comment ever. I dare anyone to top this comment from a thread about trading Foster...


Ok the deal was:

I gave: Arian foster HOU RB

I got: CJ spiller Buf RB, Shane vereen NE RB, Antonio brown PIT WR, Luke Kuechely CAR LB, and his next years first rounder.

Everyone in my league said i literally raped him worse than immaginable, just wondering how you all think i did


Followed up with several "you must be high" comments when everyone said otherwise...lol

If I'm trading not only the #1 RB, but the #1 player in fantasy football, I Want more then a bunch of hopefuls. I need at minimum two certified studs/starters at two different positions then we can talk about future picks and idp players or young upside unproven talent. Along the lines of(for an example) Chris Johnson, Dwayne Bowe, + whatever else you can part with to make it worth it. If nobody is going to pay the price then they shouldn't ask.

The first alarm that should go off in your head is if your trading a stud like Foster, and you have to get back like 6 pieces to all add up their value. If it was 1 or 2 players in return, those players are much more dependable more then likely. Depth is overrated, I want studs. Even if Fred Jackson didn't return to Buffalo I would have wanted way more in return.


I'm not sure why every one in your league thinks you raped him, or what kinda stuff they are on. Those are pretty much all bench players you got. More often then not, just about anybody would trade you a bunch of prospects off their bench. I'm pretty sure none of those were his starting RB's orWR's right? Why wouldn't you want any of those guys?

[WZA]

This is the craziest comment ever. I dare anyone to top this comment from a thread about trading Foster...


Ok the deal was:

I gave: Arian foster HOU RB

I got: CJ spiller Buf RB, Shane vereen NE RB, Antonio brown PIT WR, Luke Kuechely CAR LB, and his next years first rounder.

Everyone in my league said i literally raped him worse than immaginable, just wondering how you all think i did


Followed up with several "you must be high" comments when everyone said otherwise...lol

If I'm trading not only the #1 RB, but the #1 player in fantasy football, I Want more then a bunch of hopefuls. I need at minimum two certified studs/starters at two different positions then we can talk about future picks and idp players or young upside unproven talent. Along the lines of(for an example) Chris Johnson, Dwayne Bowe, + whatever else you can part with to make it worth it. If nobody is going to pay the price then they shouldn't ask.

The first alarm that should go off in your head is if your trading a stud like Foster, and you have to get back like 6 pieces to all add up their value. If it was 1 or 2 players in return, those players are much more dependable more then likely. Depth is overrated, I want studs. Even if Fred Jackson didn't return to Buffalo I would have wanted way more in return.


I'm not sure why every one in your league thinks you raped him, or what kinda stuff they are on. Those are pretty much all bench players you got. More often then not, just about anybody would trade you a bunch of prospects off their bench. I'm pretty sure none of those were his starting RB's orWR's right? Why wouldn't you want any of those guys?

This isn't my league or my comment. That Foster trade comment was from a thread on here. I'm insulted that you thought I would trade away the best RB is fantasy football for a bunch of maybes...lol

Click link below for a good laugh...
http://www.dynastyleaguefootball.com/dl ... =6&t=32180

[dlf_erich]

This is the craziest comment ever. I dare anyone to top this comment from a thread about trading Foster...


"Ok the deal was:

I gave: Arian foster HOU RB

I got: CJ spiller Buf RB, Shane vereen NE RB, Antonio brown PIT WR, Luke Kuechely CAR LB, and his next years first rounder.

Everyone in my league said i literally raped him worse than immaginable, just wondering how you all think i did"


Followed up with several "you must be high" comments when everyone said otherwise...lol

I mean, I'd take the Foster side, but that's just me...

[TheOracle]

Everybody is missing the point. Somebody traded Foster for that pile of crap. The crazy comment was that the guy who made the deal thought it was awesome in his favor.

Here's one- I inquired about Trent Richardson, was told I'd have to START with Demarco Murray and AJ Green.

[joeday]

Everybody is missing the point. Somebody traded Foster for that pile of crap. The crazy comment was that the guy who made the deal thought it was awesome in his favor.

Here's one- I inquired about Trent Richardson, was told I'd have to START with Demarco Murray and AJ Green.

when I first inquired about TR in a league someone said, it would have to involve Rice AND something...

[scott_peak]

My craziest comment goes hand in hand with the craziest trade offer ever:



I'd be getting HIS Antonio Gates, Lester Jean, & Jacoby Jones. For MY Victor Cruz, Eric Decker, Kenny Britt. He was dead serious too. I just started at it in amazement before I even responded because I didn't know what to say. All I could say was "not sure if serious". I had Jason Witten at TE already, and just drafted Coby Fleener too, so for the 1 useful player in the deal I didn't even need. All he said was "man you have crazy wr depth and none of those even start for you". Oh yea, forgot how if you don't start a player your supposed to give him away for free


Trades/comments like that make me never want to trade with a guy again.

I had a trade offer of Brandon Marshall for Cam Newton (my team), and the owner told me "you don't need Newton anyway" (I own Matt Ryan on the same team). That was funny. Got a good laugh outta that one. Then I clicked the decline button.

[Team Canada]

Last year during a startup I got an offer so I checked it out.

The official offer was something like I give my 3rd, 5th and 7th for his 4th and 6th.

His reasoning???? "You would be moving up from 5th to 4th and 7th to 6th", just crazy....

[Warren]

Last year during a startup I got an offer so I checked it out.

The official offer was something like I give my 3rd, 5th and 7th for his 4th and 6th.

His reasoning???? "You would be moving up from 5th to 4th and 7th to 6th", just crazy....

I think we have a winner here. /thread.