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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:46 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the warrior monk practice his martial arts at the Tim Hortons / Dunkin Donuts / Starbucks?
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Because he got his tai chi bible and his chai tea bible mixed up!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:39 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Bad echo in here isnt there!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:09 am
by ArrylT
How do you stop a charging bear/moose/hippo
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Take away its credit card!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:11 am
by ArrylT
Knock knock
who's there?
Sack one.
Sack one who?
Why don't you choose to sack one barkley!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:33 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the Redskins owner trade away his QB named Kirk?
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So that his Cheerleaders would no longer be kissing Cousins!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:11 pm
by ArrylT
Why is the tea that I am drinking stronger than the tea that you are drinking?
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Because it is my tea.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:30 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Denial.
Denial who?
Denial is in Egypt but I am right here.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:40 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hacienda
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the joke.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:43 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Joe Namath
Joe Namath who?
Joe Namath is not on this door, that is why I knocked.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:43 am
by ArrylT
Did you hear about the Cowboys fan who broke his arm raking leaves?
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Yeah he fell out of a tree!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:15 am
by ArrylT
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jonnu
Jonnu who?
Jonnu what time it is?
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:10 am
by ArrylT
What did Robert Palmer say as he walked into a shoe store with his friend?
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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Uggs!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:33 pm
by clarion contrarion
ArrylT wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:43 am
Did you hear about the Cowboys fan who broke his arm raking leaves?
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Yeah he fell out of a tree!
borrowing this versatile joke
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:18 pm
by ArrylT
Glad you liked it enough to "steal"
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:52 pm
by ArrylT
Where do Miami Dolphin fans go to wash their clothes?
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The Landrymat of course!