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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:14 am
by StageFrite
My favorite dumb joke of all time:
What's the last thing to do through the bug's mind when he hits your windshield?
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His a-hole!!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:28 pm
by ArrylT
I have to admit I need help understanding that one
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:29 pm
by ArrylT
Why are horses considered to be such negative animals??
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Because they are always going neigh!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:00 pm
by ArrylT
How do we know that Chicago Bears players are fans of the actor Tom Cruise?
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Because they have All the Wright Moves!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:37 pm
by ArrylT
How do we know that fairies, elves, dragons & such like jokes?
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Because of the existence of TV shows like Once A Pun A Time!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:12 pm
by ArrylT
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Pepsi??
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He was lucky that it was a soft drink!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the bored man eat a clock?
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He wanted to consume some time!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:46 am
by dlf_jaronf
ArrylT wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm
Why did the bored man eat a clock?
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He wanted to consume some time!
keep 'em coming, ArrylT!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:58 pm
by ArrylT
dlf_jaronf wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:46 am
ArrylT wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm
Why did the bored man eat a clock?
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He wanted to consume some time!
keep 'em coming, ArrylT!
Thank you sir! Will try my best!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:45 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris jammed again!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:46 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amahl.
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:47 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank Lee I dont give a damn.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:01 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank,
Tank who?
My pleasure!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:34 pm
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's A Fred of the big bad wolf!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:43 am
by ArrylT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Roxanne
Roxanne who?
There are roxanne pebbles all over this beach