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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 7:20 pm
by DBass218
I'll admit I got a few good laughs out of this thread......
I'll add two dumb ones that I'm pretty sure I didn't see.
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
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"Dam."
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What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted ice cream?
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"SureBert."
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat May 27, 2017 8:25 pm
by ArrylT
Glad to hear you have liked some of the jokes / puns. Having a streak of writers block otherwise i'd have posted more but thanks for sharing yours - they are pretty good.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 1:54 am
by ColdZealDonkeyStrike
Man, how did I miss this thread? Definitely got some chuckles reading through it.
Why is the Energizer Bunny always running?
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He was charged with battery.
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His attorney, after contacting his client, was shocked by the charges.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 1:58 am
by ColdZealDonkeyStrike
My friend and I tried our hand at the fruit cloning business, but that all ended.
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It turns out we don't make a good pear.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 2:00 am
by ColdZealDonkeyStrike
My wife claims the only thing worth living for is the pleasure of a warm room.
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I guess you could say she's a heat-on-ist.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 2:02 am
by ColdZealDonkeyStrike
The Indian Chief took a dare to drink 50 gallons of earl grey in one sitting.
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Hours later he was found dead in his tea pee.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:33 pm
by ArrylT
Why does Luke Skywalker enjoy roasting marshmellows?
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Because he can be one with the S'mores!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:40 am
by ColdZealDonkeyStrike
Seaworld hosted a special camp out for Dolphin Week.
It was a good time for all in tents and porpoises.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:29 am
by ArrylT
What types of books are most depressed?
Thouse that are withdrawn.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:31 am
by ArrylT
Why are Bears fans excited this season?
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Because their team could be Cohen places!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:29 pm
by ArrylT
When you are rushing to go into the bathroom, and finish when you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom??
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European!!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:49 pm
by joeya2001
This is a funny thread thank god for slow work days
Here is my joke
Why did the golfer take a extra pair of socks??
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Incase he got a hole-in-one
ba da chhhh
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:21 pm
by ArrylT
joeya2001 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:49 pm
This is a funny thread thank god for slow work days
Here is my joke
Why did the golfer take a extra pair of socks??
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Incase he got a hole-in-one
ba da chhhh
Thats a good one - thanks for sharing.
You'll find that after a while these jokes will be a groaning on you.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:54 pm
by ArrylT
Why do people feel less stressed when they depart the bathroom??
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Because they get to leave all their sh*t behind!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:43 pm
by ArrylT
Do you know what Aphrodite said to Athena about Hermes?
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No?
Me neither! It was all Greek to me!