Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Please share your jokes or puns here.
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Why is it safe to assume many dynasty owners are stock brockers?
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Because many of them are day traders.
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Because many of them are day traders.
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What is dynasty owners favorite game show?
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Deal or no Deal!
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Deal or no Deal!
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Why do bald men hate taking the bus?
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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
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What do you call a red-haired farmer from Prince Edward Island?
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(m)Anne of Green Gables.
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(m)Anne of Green Gables.
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Why do Aardvarks like going to school?
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Because of all the students.
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Because of all the students.
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Why did the dynasty owner make his/her waiver claims with his/her eyes closed?
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Because the rules said it was to be done with Blind Bidding.
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Because the rules said it was to be done with Blind Bidding.
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How can you tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water?
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if it is a girl ant it will sink.
if it is bouyant it will float.
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if it is a girl ant it will sink.
if it is bouyant it will float.
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Have you heard about the catholic sisters who practice martial arts?
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No? They are called nunjas!
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No? They are called nunjas!
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How much space should you give fungii to grow??
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As mushroom as possible!
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As mushroom as possible!
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This one needs some explanation...I have no idea how these are related.ArrylT wrote:Why do bald men hate taking the bus?
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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
If you can't leave at least a 20% tip, you can't afford to eat out.
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to payskip wrote:This one needs some explanation...I have no idea how these are related.ArrylT wrote:Why do bald men hate taking the bus?
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Because whenever they get on, they are told to pay.
toupee (pronounced too/pa)
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Why did the hairdresser put fake feces in their clients hair?
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Because they were out of sham poo.
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Because they were out of sham poo.
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When is it ok to spank your shoes?
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Whenever the shoe laces get all knotty.
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Whenever the shoe laces get all knotty.
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What did 1 time piece say to the other time piece?
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Watch are you up to today?
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Watch are you up to today?
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