What do you call it when the Patriots throw Gronkowski into the harbor?
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A Boston TE Party!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two tired!
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Because it was two tired!
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Why is it cheaper to buy a QB in an auction than a RB, TE or WR?
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Because when you spend a dollar you get a Quarter back!
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Because when you spend a dollar you get a Quarter back!
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What colour is the best colour to have for books?
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Books that are red of course!
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Books that are red of course!
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Why are chickens & turkeys banned from going to church?
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Because they only speak fowl language!
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Because they only speak fowl language!
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How do you know when a Brit needs to go to the bathroom?
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Because when he/she leaves the room they'll say toodle-oo!
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Because when he/she leaves the room they'll say toodle-oo!
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Where do criminals go to complain?
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A convent!
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A convent!
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Be warned! There is a type of flower that can evolve into a ferocious cat!
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It is known as Dan de lion!
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It is known as Dan de lion!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Just look for the fresh prints!
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Just look for the fresh prints!
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Why did the comedian try to cheer the lever up?
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Because the lever had been depressed!
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Because the lever had been depressed!
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