Where do horses go to get new tails?
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At re-tail outlets.
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?
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So they can be awake for the knights.
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So they can be awake for the knights.
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How do angels greet each other?
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With halos!
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With halos!
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What species of cat is most likely to break the rules?
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Cheetahs.
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Cheetahs.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst! (get me a drink will ya?)
Who's there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst! (get me a drink will ya?)
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What type of nut hates money?
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A cash-eww nut!!
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A cash-eww nut!!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What is nuisance yesterday?!?
Who's there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What is nuisance yesterday?!?
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What do owls use to keep cool in the summer?
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Hoo-midifiers.
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Hoo-midifiers.
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16 Team PPR 1 QB - 2 RB - 2 WR - 1 TE - 1 Flex
QB- R.Wilson, B. Mayfield
RB- D. Cook, Zeke, J. Jacobs, J. McKinnon, A. Collins, I. Smith, B. Hill, R. Armstead, M. Boone
WR- J. Smith-Schuster, T. Boyd, C. Sutton, M. Brown, H. Ruggs, S. Miller
TE- G. Kittle, Enron, C. Herndon
'21 Picks- 1.12
QB- R.Wilson, B. Mayfield
RB- D. Cook, Zeke, J. Jacobs, J. McKinnon, A. Collins, I. Smith, B. Hill, R. Armstead, M. Boone
WR- J. Smith-Schuster, T. Boyd, C. Sutton, M. Brown, H. Ruggs, S. Miller
TE- G. Kittle, Enron, C. Herndon
'21 Picks- 1.12
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Ooops thnx for catching the typo!
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Why did Edmund have trouble trusting Aslan (Chronicles of Narnia)?
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Because Aslan was always a lion!
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Because Aslan was always a lion!
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Why did the runner get arrested while making a boast on a hill?
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Because the runner said "I'll beat you up there!!"
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Because the runner said "I'll beat you up there!!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sultan.
Sultan who?
Sultan Pepper!
Who's there?
Sultan.
Sultan who?
Sultan Pepper!
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Why did the Superflex owner think the Dynasty expert wanted him to masturbate?
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Because the expert recommended that he go Beathard!
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Because the expert recommended that he go Beathard!
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What did the French QB say after getting tackled for a loss?
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Sackre Bleu!
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Sackre Bleu!
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