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[Bot101]

My first dynasty league in 2015: I drafted Jeremy Hill in the 2nd round.

There there. My 1st rounder was Lacy a few years before in my first dynasty haha

Piling on. My start up auction draft was last season. My first two picks were Dez and Jordy. Ruined most of the rest of my draft. Whoops.

[hoos89]

My first dynasty league in 2015: I drafted Jeremy Hill in the 2nd round.

There there. My 1st rounder was Lacy a few years before in my first dynasty haha

First league I was in, someone took Aaron Rodgers 1.1. It was a 12 team, 1QB league...but looking back it seems like his ADP actually was top 5 at the time, which just seems crazy today for any QB.

[Martpe]

I lost week 2 by 1.5 with Bortles on my bench and M Ryan in my line-up. Bortles score approx. 5p more than Ryan.
Then in week 3 I swapped Bortles into my line-up 20 minutes prior to kick-off, Ryan scored +40p and as a result I lost...

[Patsfan86]

I feel like a suck at dynasty anyways
Where to begin?

Start up, first time ever playing dynasty, I take Andrew Luck as my first selection
Trade Hopkins for Floyd

Trade Michael Thomas after I drafted him because I listened to everyone on here and all the so called experts that he was a fluke and would regress without Cooks (my decision and I take full responsibility but screw you guys ) Needless to say that is when I realized we know nothing.... or maybe not since I did this


Trade Tyreek Hill after picking him up off waivers because i again listened to too many opinions from these boards and so called experts..... so this was when i truly knew we know absolutely nothing about anything except for maybe 5- 6 guys. Again i take full responsibility but part of me will always hate all of you and the experts


(Please be advised this is very sarcastic and tongue in cheek, do not take me seriously. But seriously i hate you and we know nothing.)

[petebusey]

Startup last year I draft Luck 1.1 in superflex.
Doesn’t play a down for me.
Trade him after week 2 of preseason this year.
For.
J.Allen and C.Kirk who were 2nd rnd picks in our draft just a few months earlier.

[hockeyBjj]

2017 I traded 1.8, 1.9, and 2.6 to move up to 1.3 and take Corey Davis (already had 1.4 and 1.5 and took Cook and Mixon)

To make matters worse, I got the 1.8 for Trading away Adam Thielen early in the year thinking it was a flash in the pan. The 1.9 for trading away Larry Fitzgerald the prior season thinking it was going to be his retirement year.

The only thing not leaving me in a cold sweat at night is that the guy picked Perine and OJ Howard there, with Hunt and Kamara going 1.10 and 2.1 (10 team). 2.6 was Zay Jones with Juju going at 2.8

I was a hair's bleep away from missing on Kamara, Hunt, and Juju for Corey Davis who I flipped into Derrick Henry last offseason before the Lewis signing

[jetsfan5757]

VERY early 2013 I am looking for an RB. I get an offer of Pierre Thomas for a rookie with some hype: Markus Wheaton. I counter by asking for Sproles instead. He counters with asking for Antonio Brown (whose contract at the time was higher than his production merited) and I said yes.