For Fun - Worst Trade offers of 2018

[hockeyBjj]

12 Team Superflex Start 2 TE 3 Flex league

A couple of hours after the news broke about Robby Anderson

Give: Hunter Henry

Get: Robby Anderson


Always makes my day to get offers like this.

In retrospect, this was a fair and great offer for the owner receiving Robby Anderson.

I disagree, as I'd rather have an out for the year Hunter Henry, especially in a 2TE league, over Robby Anderson. But I love the idea of someone going back trough all the "worst" trade offers and finding ones that in hindsight they should have actually accepted.

Might have to wait a year or two longer, but I'm sure there will be some lol

[problemsolver]

Here is some context. Because the trade below is awful on its own. But when you add in the context, it might be the worst trade offer ever. Seriously. We might be able to lock this thread and just never start a bad trade offer thread again.

This team is the only Dynasty startup draft ive ever done ( i have 8 other teams i took over as orphans) , and it was a disaster. Its been a long slow slide into awfulness over the last 4 years. In 2017 my team was the second to worst team in the league by record, by far the lowest scoring team, by over a hundred points behind the #11 team. My team averaged 84 pts per game, in a league where playoff teams averaged between 115 and 125. I scored more than 100 points 3 times, scored less than 80 five times. There was a three game stretch in the middle of the season where this team scored 54, 70 and 45 points. Somehow, I won three games. Once by 4 pts when my opponents starting TE was scratched pregame, with two backups that scored 8 and 12 points respectively that week, and he took a zero. Once by 4 points when my team scored 85 pts and the other teams RBs just pooped the sleeping apparatus to the tune of 4.2 points combined. Once by about 10 points the night Juju went for 10/193/1 vs Detroit. Thanks a lot Hunter Henry, Demarco Murray, Thomas Rawls, and Juju for screwing me out of Saquon.

Deep breath.

I spent most of the summer selling off any asset i could. I blowed it up real good. We are in the 4th round of the draft and i have added Rashaad Penny, Anthony Miller, Mike Gesicki, Courtland Sutton, Antonio Callaway, Lamar Jackson, Jaylen Samuels, and Daesean Hamilton to my roster. This team is the actual Websters Dictionary definition of what a rebuilding dynasty fantasy football team looks like. Go look it up. I'll wait.

This trade hit my inbox this morning.

I give Rashaad Penny

I get Legarrett Blount, Spencer Ware, 2019 3rd.

Ive been waiting for a half hour for a message something like....."Oh crap i forgot to add my 2019 first and second into this trade. My bad, brah!"

I mean i pobably still wouldnt take it, but it at least would be in the ballpark.

I get starting a trade discussion from a lowball-ish viewpoint. But this. I dont even know what to do with this.

[hockeyBjj]

Here is some context. Because the trade below is awful on its own. But when you add in the context, it might be the worst trade offer ever. Seriously. We might be able to lock this thread and just never start a bad trade offer thread again.

I give Rashaad Penny

I get Legarrett Blount, Spencer Ware, 2019 3rd.

Nah. Even just on page two it has that beat

Ok. This is what this thread was made for.

14 Team Superflex and TE Premium

I get:

Matt Breida
Chris Carson
Josh Hill
Adam Humphries
Allen Hurns
Samaje Perine

I give:

Evan Engram
Juju Smith-Schuster
2018 1.01

It took a Herculean effort, but I was able to hit the reject button.

Yours looks like someone wondering if maybe you're panicking about Carson, and with blowing your team up and finishing in the bottom, maybe they question if you're a bad owner who can simply be fleeced

[problemsolver]

Here is some context. Because the trade below is awful on its own. But when you add in the context, it might be the worst trade offer ever. Seriously. We might be able to lock this thread and just never start a bad trade offer thread again.

I give Rashaad Penny

I get Legarrett Blount, Spencer Ware, 2019 3rd.

Nah. Even just on page two it has that beat

Ok. This is what this thread was made for.

14 Team Superflex and TE Premium

I get:

Matt Breida
Chris Carson
Josh Hill
Adam Humphries
Allen Hurns
Samaje Perine

I give:

Evan Engram
Juju Smith-Schuster
2018 1.01

It took a Herculean effort, but I was able to hit the reject button.

Yours looks like someone wondering if maybe you're panicking about Carson, and with blowing your team up and finishing in the bottom, maybe they question if you're a bad owner who can simply be fleeced

I stand corrected. That one wins. I mean you wouldnt have gotten a 2019 3rd like i would have, but its still slightly better.

Oh i promise you i am nothing special as an owner, and i "lost" a few of the trades i made blowing this team up. But i mean we are in our draft RIGHT NOW. I just picked Penny like 4 days ago. Has anything really changed in that time? Certainly not enough to warrant me giving him away for two backup RBs i dont even own the starting part of the handcuff. I mean if i owned Kareem Hunt and Kerryon Johnson, maybe kinda sorta this trade would make some sort of sense. A crazy deluded drug muddled sort of sense. But sense.

Anyway i just sent him a counter offer. I have seriously never ever sent a sarcastic counter in my 8 years playing Dynasty. But i did. Screw it im in a playful kind of mood.

[ArrylT]

Give:

Todd Gurley

Get:

Q. Enunwa
M. Goodwin
D. Lewis

[Pantherbro13]

I got offered Bobby Wagner, 4.5, and 4.10 for Dalvin Cook, 1.5, and 1.6.

[JoshGordonsDealer]

I got offered Bobby Wagner, 4.5, and 4.10 for Dalvin Cook, 1.5, and 1.6.

Seems fair if running backs score negative points.

[GridironGuerilla]

^ That is just bad. Really, really, bad.

[jcc6fd]

Give:

Todd Gurley

Get:

Q. Enunwa
M. Goodwin
D. Lewis

You're going to be sorry when Goodwin is the number one target for Jimmy GQ.

[A-train]

Trade:
Sammy Watkins
Eric Ebron
Saints D

Receive:
Njoku
Cardinals D

[jcc6fd]

Woke up to this (after last night's preseason games):

Give: Njoku ($1)
Get: Amendola ($1) AAANNNNDDD Tyler Kroft ($1)

Contracts are unlimited

[Friction]

Trade:
Sammy Watkins
Eric Ebron
Saints D

Receive:
Njoku
Cardinals D

I would almost do that one, I just don't think Sammy will ever amount to much at this point. You never know, next year a straight Njoku for Sammy swap may be laughed at. Unless you are saying Ebron tips the scales that much.

[Ruggenater]

Now that the torn ACL for Guice is announced

I give: Guice
I get: Randall Cobb, 2019 3rd

[DLF_TylerK]

Give: Alex Collins
Get: Allen Hurns

I know some people don’t like Collins but this offer is so silly. One of the players can be an RB2 and the other is at best a back end WR3 and at worst is worth nothing by week 6.

[FantasyFreak]

Give: Alex Collins
Get: Allen Hurns

I know some people don’t like Collins but this offer is so silly. One of the players can be an RB2 and the other is at best a back end WR3 and at worst is worth nothing by week 6.

Not that bad.