Help with "orphan"

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Help with "orphan"

Postby Ghosted » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:49 pm

I recently took over a random orphan (team 2 in sig named Coogan's Cup), and I was surprised with the roster that I took over. I have seen rosters like that in signatures, but always questioned if they were actually "real" or not.

Anyway, first day I get an offer in my box which is:

Send: 1.94
Receive: rights to every football player born in the 21st century.

Seems tempting, but I feel like it hurts me too much in the short term. What do y'all think?

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby jaykay22 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:16 pm

This will likely get shutdown, but I hope it doesn't. Your roster is amazing.

By the time I got to "Randy Moss vs the Cowboys on Thxgiving" I completely lost it.

Well done, sir. Hilarious stuff.
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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby Phaded » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:33 pm

This belongs in team advice.
;)

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby CK_ » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:41 pm

Haha cold blooded!!
14 Team .5 PPR Return yards
QB: Luck, Mayfield
RB: Elliot, Mixon, Guice, Ekeler
WR: Diggs, C. Davis, Gordon, Lockett, M. Williams, Godwin, John Brown, Tre'Quan Smith
TE: Gronk, Burton, Goedert
K: Gostkowski
D/ST: Jax, Chiefs

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby Bot101 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:14 am

I was so confused till I read team 2 in sig. I had a huge laugh. Thanks for that.

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby pokerface40 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am

You should go after Chuck Norris.

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby BigBawseRoss » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:07 am

pokerface40 wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am You should go after Chuck Norris.
no kickers unfortunately
team 1
12 team, 1 pt for 4 rec, 0.1 per rush
1qb, 3 rb, 4 wr, te, k, 4 idp
Dak , Herbert
Achane, Breece Hall, KW3Kyren,Ford, Miller, Spiller, z evans, singletary
J Jefferson, Diggs, DK, D Smith Puka, C Watson, E Moore
Njoku , HH, Engram

2024 picks
1,3,4,5,5,6,7 (all late mostly)

team 2
12 team .5ppr
qb, 2 rb, 2 wr, te, flx,flx,
Fields, Dak
Ford,Mixon, Javonte, Mostert, Chubb, Spears
Hopkins, Evans, g Wilson Mingo, shaheed, Jamo
Kelce,McBride, Chig,


1,2,3,3,5

team 3
14 team sf, even scoring idp to offense (rb scores highly too)
Josh Allen, A Rich, Foles, Rudolph
Bijan, Charbs, Spears, Ebner
J Williams, G Wilson, C Watson, Flowers, J Addison, Tillman
Kincaid, Kolar, Ruckert, Fergeson

Kenny Clark, josh allen, jaelen phillips, felix a-u and a bunch of fluff and rookie fliers at idp

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby Ghosted » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:51 am

Phaded wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:33 pm This belongs in team advice.
;)
The placement of this was definitely tongue-in-cheek haha.

I know this is a useless post, but I figured everyone could use a laugh after yesterday's conversations. Hope some of you found enjoyment in it.

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby Ghosted » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:58 am

BigBawseRoss wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:07 am
pokerface40 wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am You should go after Chuck Norris.
no kickers unfortunately
Exceptions can be made for such a fine addition to the team

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby Coogan Football » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:42 am

Can't be my league, we don't use team defenses...
12 team 6pts all TDs/.5ppr/SFlex/ balanced IDP, scoring est. 2008
Start QB,SF,2RB,3WR,TE,2Flex,3DL,3LB,3DB,2DFlex
3x Champion 2015, 2016, 2017
QB: Brees, Luck, Prescott, McCarron, C.Kelly, Peterman
RB: Elliott, Gurley, Hunt, Kamara, Gordon, Howard, McCaffrey, J.Williams,
WR: Julio, Hopkins, M.Thomas, TY, Watkins, Kupp, C.Davis, Thomas (LA), Carroo, Switzer, Tr. Taylor
TE: Olsen, Engram, Howard, Fleener, Swoope
DL: Watt, Mack, C.Jordan, Bosa, D.Hunter, Clowney, Armstead
LB: Kuechly, Ogletree, Mosley, McKinney, R.Foster, Bucannon, Z.Cunningham, Anzalone, ShaqT,
, Goodson, Pullard,
DB: H.Smith, Vaccaro, B.Jones, Neal, Adoree, K.Joseph, Geathers, M.Maye, J.Jones, D Thompson

Don't be the guy that asks for advice without giving some out yourself
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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby OhCruelestRanter » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:31 am

Coogan Football wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:42 am Can't be my league, we don't use team defenses...
I think somebody’s mom told him to pretend like he thinks it’s funny and they’ll stop.

This post is an A+.
COOGAN IS A CHEATER AND A THIEF

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby pokerface40 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:01 pm

BigBawseRoss wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:07 am
pokerface40 wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:51 am You should go after Chuck Norris.
no kickers unfortunately
He is ranked #1 at every position, duh.

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Re: Help with "orphan"

Postby motherlode » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:33 pm

I would get rid of 30 year old Tom Brady. You don't want to get left holding the bag when he falls off the cliff when he is 33 or 34.