For fun - Worst trade offers of 2017

[Luke7799]

Give: Gurley
Get: Ameer Abdullah

[Mephistopheles]

Holy bleep, just when I think I've seen it all...this one is Legend...wait for it....wait for it...dary.

Give: Mike Evans
Get: Rookie pick 1.04.

That's right, the #2 asset in DLF's rankings for the #4 frickin rookie.

Even better, it was after he tells me that Moncrief for the 1.4 is "not even close".

This guy may never get another trade offer from me again.

[Balzac]

Not really the worst offer but my friend dropped Davante Adams last year and I swooped him up. He has been trying to get him back with a few low balls and this one just came in.

Adam Thielen and Ben Roethlisberger

I love making him squirm

[motherlode]

Holy bleep, just when I think I've seen it all...this one is Legend...wait for it....wait for it...dary.

Give: Mike Evans
Get: Rookie pick 1.04.

That's right, the #2 asset in DLF's rankings for the #4 frickin rookie.

Even better, it was after he tells me that Moncrief for the 1.4 is "not even close".

This guy may never get another trade offer from me again.

I blame offers like this on people running around for the last 18 months predicting that 2017 1st's would eventually cure cancer. I got a bigger deal a week ago that when you scraped away all the chaff was basically: I get 1.12 and give Travis Kelce AND Doug Baldwin. AND. Not or, and. A.N.D. Both players. Last years #1 TE AND last years #8 WR for the chance to draft David Njoku and hope that he turns into Travis Kelce? Or Alvin Kamara? Samaje Perine?

If i accepted that deal they would have to kick me out for collusion.

[Mephistopheles]

Got another one. I may just quit trading for good.

Give: Spencer Ware and pick 1.06
Get: Charles Sims, Tavon Austin, and Brian Quick.

This is in a league with 22 man rosters where I have no one to drop.

Oh goody.

[ArrylT]

Give:

Corey Coleman, CJ Spiller, 1.13 (14 team league)

Get:

M. Sanu, A. Gates, Buster Skrine (CB), 4.12

[Mephistopheles]

Give:

Corey Coleman, CJ Spiller, 1.13 (14 team league)

Get:

M. Sanu, A. Gates, Buster Skrine (CB), 4.12

I'm not an IDP guy, but I wouldn't give Coleman alone for all of that.
Maybe Spiller for the 4.12 is about the only redeemable thing here?

[melohaven]

I give: 1.03
I get: Delanie Walker +1.16

He really tried to convince that he was giving up more to "help" me.

[ZPalmtree]

Give Amari Cooper
Rec Julius Thomas 1.05 and 1.13

[Igwebuike 4 Prez]

Give: 1.03
Get: CJ Anderson

Worse than the offer itself was the used car salesman pitch on Anderson's value. I was told he was the RB12 through 7 weeks while playing with a crap rookie QB. Okaaaay?

This isn't a new dynasty owner, either. This league has been going for 10+ years.

[pierson242]

All offers from the same person in our league. He is a new addition and just took over a great team from a great guy who passed suddenly.

I give: M. Thomas
I get: L. Green & Cj. Fedorowizc

I give: Todd Gurley
I get: Tyreek Hill

After Lacy signed with Seattle

I give: M. Thomas & Toddy Gurley
I get: Rawls & DGB

Any trade offer i send his way is countered with an equally ridiculous counter... Ive tried to provide him with some resources and how/why I value players the way i do. No improvements... Finally his last ridiculous trade offer i declined and countered with ARob for my kicker. He responded why would i bother sending that he obviously wouldnt accept it. I replied with 'exactly'

Hahaha I love this!!!!

[Harper46]

2 standouts so far this year:

I give Spencer Ware and Jarvis Landry
I get Ryan Shazier and Josh Norman

I give Jordy Nelson
I get Malcolm Mitchel, 2.12 and a 2018 3rd

[hammertoes]

Need some RB help in one league, so I sent a feeler out today to the Marshawn Lynch owner asking if he planned on holding or cashing out.

He came at me with an offer of Lynch for Mike Evans AND 1.11.

[Mephistopheles]

Need some RB help in one league, so I sent a feeler out today to the Marshawn Lynch owner asking if he planned on holding or cashing out.

He came at me with an offer of Lynch for Mike Evans AND 1.11.

Seems reasonable...

Oh, you said Mike Evans, not Shaq Evans. Well then.

[Mjvb5]

Not on my trade block or anything
Give mike thomas (NO)
Get pick #46 and 18 third