Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

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Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby Never Veto1 » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:34 am

Feel free to add in all your dislike for him here
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby QuintorrisLopezJones » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:41 am

I'm a pats fan, so my hate is pretty self explanitory. But I met him once at a work event several years back that worked with the NFL. a lady I was talking to came over while i was standing next to Eli saying she got a picture with Santonio holmes and Jamal Charles. Im assuming her family were KC or NYJ fans because theres no way she knew anything about football from talking to her. Either way, she was saying how proud her son would be that she got a picture with them. He turned and said something abou thim playing too, her response "oh thats great, are you a kicker?". probably the hardest I've had to refrain from laughing in my life.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby Titus Young's Lawyer » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:01 pm

Eli has 2 rings and appears to be a good person off the field. Take this stuff to the bitter haters forum.

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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby joeday » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:04 pm

I generally like him lol
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby QuintorrisLopezJones » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:21 pm

Titus Young's Lawyer wrote:Eli has 2 rings and appears to be a good person off the field. Take this stuff to the bitter haters forum.
i had that one impression and he was rude... soo that to me beats out "appears to be a good person off the field" especially when i want it to. But not really sure why this got a topic started, plenty of people to hate for bigger reasons in the nfl
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby TommyL31 » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:39 pm

Is this attached to any recent news or just a pointless "I don't like this guy" thread?
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby Goirish374 » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:49 pm

Titus Young's Lawyer wrote:Eli has 2 rings
what's the relevance of the two rings again?
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby TommyL31 » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:02 pm

Goirish374 wrote:
Titus Young's Lawyer wrote:Eli has 2 rings
what's the relevance of the two rings again?
I think either more super bowl rings means you're less douchey (so Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana, and Tom Brady are really not douchey I guess) or maybe an implication that people are just hating on him because he's been successful.

I choose to believe it is the former because that's more amusing.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby dynasty12 » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:59 pm

I'm sure not many started him. But Eli had a great week 16. Won me a ship.

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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby bruiser » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:10 pm

joeday wrote:I generally like him lol
Yeah, he always seems to be an annual buy low guy in re-draft leagues. Eli and Romo get no love, but are just the right price to be able to spend in more important areas and win.

What's not to like about that? And, his arrow seems to be pointing up with what the GMen are doing.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby TurtleBK » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:32 pm

Tom Brady is about an 8/10 on the douchery scale. But honestly there's nothing more douchey than using the word 'douche.' Makes you sound like a fool.

Then again, I guess I did open this stupid thread.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby Matticus » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:42 pm

justinkilmer wrote:Feel free to add in all your dislike for him here
I have to agree with Jules. Jay Cutler is much more of a douche who cares nothing about winning or his teammates. I can't stand to listen to Cam Newton talk either. He's full of himself; at least Eli is coherent.

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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby ericanadian » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:55 pm

As I said in the other thread, a lot of this hate seems to be predicated on his dictating which team he got drafted by. The fact that he spurned AJ Smith makes that a lot easier for me to swallow and it worked out for the best in both San Diego and New York.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning

Postby Walter W. » Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:15 pm

My dislike for him is well known, but I would agree that Cutler is worse.
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