Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
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Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
Feel free to add in all your dislike for him here
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
I'm a pats fan, so my hate is pretty self explanitory. But I met him once at a work event several years back that worked with the NFL. a lady I was talking to came over while i was standing next to Eli saying she got a picture with Santonio holmes and Jamal Charles. Im assuming her family were KC or NYJ fans because theres no way she knew anything about football from talking to her. Either way, she was saying how proud her son would be that she got a picture with them. He turned and said something abou thim playing too, her response "oh thats great, are you a kicker?". probably the hardest I've had to refrain from laughing in my life.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
Eli has 2 rings and appears to be a good person off the field. Take this stuff to the bitter haters forum.
Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
I generally like him lol
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
i had that one impression and he was rude... soo that to me beats out "appears to be a good person off the field" especially when i want it to. But not really sure why this got a topic started, plenty of people to hate for bigger reasons in the nflTitus Young's Lawyer wrote:Eli has 2 rings and appears to be a good person off the field. Take this stuff to the bitter haters forum.
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K: Bryant
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
Is this attached to any recent news or just a pointless "I don't like this guy" thread?
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
what's the relevance of the two rings again?Titus Young's Lawyer wrote:Eli has 2 rings
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
I think either more super bowl rings means you're less douchey (so Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana, and Tom Brady are really not douchey I guess) or maybe an implication that people are just hating on him because he's been successful.Goirish374 wrote:what's the relevance of the two rings again?Titus Young's Lawyer wrote:Eli has 2 rings
I choose to believe it is the former because that's more amusing.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
I'm sure not many started him. But Eli had a great week 16. Won me a ship.
Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
Yeah, he always seems to be an annual buy low guy in re-draft leagues. Eli and Romo get no love, but are just the right price to be able to spend in more important areas and win.joeday wrote:I generally like him lol
What's not to like about that? And, his arrow seems to be pointing up with what the GMen are doing.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
Tom Brady is about an 8/10 on the douchery scale. But honestly there's nothing more douchey than using the word 'douche.' Makes you sound like a fool.
Then again, I guess I did open this stupid thread.
Then again, I guess I did open this stupid thread.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
I have to agree with Jules. Jay Cutler is much more of a douche who cares nothing about winning or his teammates. I can't stand to listen to Cam Newton talk either. He's full of himself; at least Eli is coherent.justinkilmer wrote:Feel free to add in all your dislike for him here
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
As I said in the other thread, a lot of this hate seems to be predicated on his dictating which team he got drafted by. The fact that he spurned AJ Smith makes that a lot easier for me to swallow and it worked out for the best in both San Diego and New York.
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Re: Biggest Douche in The Universe - Eli Manning
My dislike for him is well known, but I would agree that Cutler is worse.
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