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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:14 pm
by ArrylT
What is a Grizzlies favorite occupation?
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Li-bear-ian!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:14 pm
by ArrylT
What is a dogs favorite (human) food to eat?
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Pawsta!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:55 am
by ArrylT
Servo wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:41 am
How I feel RN reading all this:
Shared by Servo - still laughing
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:55 am
by ArrylT
Which fantasy football owners get accused of nepotism?
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Those that start their Cousins at QB!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:54 pm
by ArrylT
Why did the mushroom have lots of friends?
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Because everyone that knew the mushroom knew that they were a fungi.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:08 pm
by ArrylT
Why do soldiers dislike twitter?
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Because of all the re-tweeting!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:11 pm
by ArrylT
What do you call a woman who drives a station wagon / mini-van while drunk?
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A sake mom!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:22 pm
by ArrylT
Why do voyeurs make for good politicians?
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Because they believe in the power of the pee-phole!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:11 pm
by ArrylT
why are lemons a cowardly fruit?
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Because they are all yellow!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:53 am
by FantasyFreak
One of the best ones I've ever heard happened live. A cook was feverishly trying to mix a batch of tempura batter "on the fly", because we had run out in the middle of a dinner rush. He was trying to get it done so quickly, he spilled half the batch, and started cursing profusely.
The passing dishwasher, who was bordering on a pun master already, saw this and said: "Now Chad, don't lose your Tempura".
Brilliant, Cody. Just brilliant.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:05 am
by ArrylT
FantasyFreak wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:53 am
One of the best ones I've ever heard happened live. A cook was feverishly trying to mix a batch of tempura batter "on the fly", because we had run out in the middle of a dinner rush. He was trying to get it done so quickly, he spilled half the batch, and started cursing profusely.
The passing dishwasher, who was bordering on a pun master already, saw this and said: "Now Chad, don't lose your Tempura".
Brilliant, Cody. Just brilliant.
Haha great story!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:05 am
by ArrylT
What type of bagels are good at flying?
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Plain Bagels!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:49 pm
by ArrylT
How do you keep the Pittsburgh Steelers from winning any games?
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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:06 am
by Hottoddies
ArrylT wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:49 pm
How do you keep the Pittsburgh Steelers from winning any games?
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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
Don't tell the Contrarion, but I think I have to veto this one.
Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:10 am
by ArrylT
Hottoddies wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:06 am
ArrylT wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:49 pm
How do you keep the Pittsburgh Steelers from winning any games?
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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
Don't tell the Contrarion, but I think I have to veto this one.
Mums the word.
