Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:24 am

What did the French QB say after getting tackled for a loss?

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Sackre Bleu!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:14 pm

What is a Grizzlies favorite occupation?

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Li-bear-ian!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:14 pm

What is a dogs favorite (human) food to eat?

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Pawsta!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:55 am

Servo wrote:
Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:41 am
How I feel RN reading all this:

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Shared by Servo - still laughing :)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:55 am

Which fantasy football owners get accused of nepotism?

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Those that start their Cousins at QB!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:54 pm

Why did the mushroom have lots of friends?

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Because everyone that knew the mushroom knew that they were a fungi.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:08 pm

Why do soldiers dislike twitter?

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Because of all the re-tweeting!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:11 pm

What do you call a woman who drives a station wagon / mini-van while drunk?

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A sake mom!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:22 pm

Why do voyeurs make for good politicians?

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Because they believe in the power of the pee-phole!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:11 pm

why are lemons a cowardly fruit?

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Because they are all yellow!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby FantasyFreak » Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:53 am

One of the best ones I've ever heard happened live. A cook was feverishly trying to mix a batch of tempura batter "on the fly", because we had run out in the middle of a dinner rush. He was trying to get it done so quickly, he spilled half the batch, and started cursing profusely.

The passing dishwasher, who was bordering on a pun master already, saw this and said: "Now Chad, don't lose your Tempura".

Brilliant, Cody. Just brilliant.

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:05 am

FantasyFreak wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:53 am
One of the best ones I've ever heard happened live. A cook was feverishly trying to mix a batch of tempura batter "on the fly", because we had run out in the middle of a dinner rush. He was trying to get it done so quickly, he spilled half the batch, and started cursing profusely.

The passing dishwasher, who was bordering on a pun master already, saw this and said: "Now Chad, don't lose your Tempura".

Brilliant, Cody. Just brilliant.
Haha great story! :thumbup:
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:05 am

What type of bagels are good at flying?

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Plain Bagels!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:49 pm

How do you keep the Pittsburgh Steelers from winning any games?

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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby Hottoddies » Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:06 am

ArrylT wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:49 pm
How do you keep the Pittsburgh Steelers from winning any games?

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Have them play the New England Patriots every week!
Don't tell the Contrarion, but I think I have to veto this one.


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