Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:46 pm

Awesome! Thanks for sharing! :)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:17 pm

What do you call a bungled robbery by bald people?

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A hair-brained scheme!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby Gtdano_14 » Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:37 pm

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road??

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It got stuck in the crack!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:39 pm

Why are drunk people always hot?

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Because when they are cold they are so-brrrr
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby kadun2 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:35 pm

Gtdano_14 wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:02 am What do you call rabbits marching backwards?

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A receding hair line
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:29 pm

Why do Vampires avoid the Butcher shop?

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Because they are afraid of the steaks!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby Gtdano_14 » Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:09 pm

ArrylT wrote: Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:29 pm Why do Vampires avoid the Butcher shop?

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Because they are afraid of the steaks!
haha, that one may need a bigger warning prior to reading. woof. :doh:
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:26 pm

What did the London Fog owner say after Courtland Sutton went 1.07?

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Amster-damn!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:31 pm

Why does the London team rarely win their match-ups?

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Because their players have trouble finding the endzone in the Fog!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:32 pm

Who does West Michigan need to draft in order to get back to the championship?

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Olive Oyl - so they can be a well-oyled Machine!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:34 pm

What does the Kent Crush owner say to all the players that he/she drafts?

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Orange you glad to be on my team?!?
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:37 pm

Why does the Montreal owner refuse to allow dairy products into the stadium?

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Because then they'd be the Royals with cheese (Pulp fiction reference)!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:31 am

What do you call the NFL team that signs D. Bryant?

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Dez-perate!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby dlf_jaronf » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:44 pm

ArrylT wrote: Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:31 am What do you call the NFL team that signs D. Bryant?

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Dez-perate!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:05 pm

Your emoji display was at least as, if not funnier! :)
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