Why did the warrior monk practice his martial arts at the Tim Hortons / Dunkin Donuts / Starbucks?
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Because he got his tai chi bible and his chai tea bible mixed up!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Bad echo in here isnt there!
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Bad echo in here isnt there!
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How do you stop a charging bear/moose/hippo
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Take away its credit card!
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Take away its credit card!
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Knock knock
who's there?
Sack one.
Sack one who?
Why don't you choose to sack one barkley!
who's there?
Sack one.
Sack one who?
Why don't you choose to sack one barkley!
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Why did the Redskins owner trade away his QB named Kirk?
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So that his Cheerleaders would no longer be kissing Cousins!!
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So that his Cheerleaders would no longer be kissing Cousins!!
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Why is the tea that I am drinking stronger than the tea that you are drinking?
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Because it is my tea.
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Because it is my tea.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Denial.
Denial who?
Denial is in Egypt but I am right here.
Who's there?
Denial.
Denial who?
Denial is in Egypt but I am right here.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Hacienda
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the joke.
Who's there?
Hacienda
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the joke.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Joe Namath
Joe Namath who?
Joe Namath is not on this door, that is why I knocked.
Who's there?
Joe Namath
Joe Namath who?
Joe Namath is not on this door, that is why I knocked.
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Did you hear about the Cowboys fan who broke his arm raking leaves?
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Yeah he fell out of a tree!
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Yeah he fell out of a tree!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jonnu
Jonnu who?
Jonnu what time it is?
Who's there?
Jonnu
Jonnu who?
Jonnu what time it is?
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What did Robert Palmer say as he walked into a shoe store with his friend?
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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Uggs!
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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Uggs!
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QB luck- driskell
WR ant brown evans c davis golladay godwin gordon j washington doctson watson lazard patrick henderson
RB mixon cohen chubb aaron jones hunt malcolm brown
TE eifert howard njoku
K tucker DEF pittsburgh chicago
2012 , 2014 2015 2016 2017 & 2018 ACDL Champion 5 IN A ROW 6 in 7 years- now that is dynasty!
2013 ACDL runner up
2013 2014 2017 & 2018 (Undefeated 15-0 ) WORILDS OF HURT CHAMPION
2010 2014 & 2015 7 Rings for Steeltown CHAMPION 2011 & 2013 7 rings runner up
2018 Experts Dynasty League Champion
there is no after football
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
— Leonardo da Vinci
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Glad you liked it enough to "steal"
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Where do Miami Dolphin fans go to wash their clothes?
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The Landrymat of course!
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The Landrymat of course!
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