Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:34 pm

zoster80 wrote:What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King?


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Whopppaaaa

What does Bruce Lee order to drink at a restaurant?

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:35 pm

What Middle Eastern Country has sheep that fall out of the sky?

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Bahrain.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby zoster80 » Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:32 pm

How do u tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad


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A frog says ribit ribit
The toad says rub it rub it


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What do u call a cow dressed in drag?
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:50 pm

I really liked that frog / toad joke and I will probably steal it to use. 8-)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:04 am

What type of football player tells the best jokes??

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A Punter!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:34 pm

Which musical instrument causes the most disease?

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The Flute!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby SpartacusPTech » Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:54 pm

Well at least I was warned. That was entertaining, nice to escape some of the fantasy talk for a bit. I don't have anything to add at the moment, but if I think of something...
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:58 pm

Which country is always in the biggest hurry?

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Russia!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:59 pm

What city was founded on the belief that monks are annoying?


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Budapest!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:00 pm

SpartacusPTech wrote:Well at least I was warned. That was entertaining, nice to escape some of the fantasy talk for a bit. I don't have anything to add at the moment, but if I think of something...
Hope that you do! Glad you were at least mildly entetained! :biggrin:
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:13 pm

What do footballs & jokes have in common?

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Both can be a little flat at times!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ADrunkenCaveman » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:49 am

haha was warned about them not being very good so came in with low expecations and was pleasantly surprised.. a couple of them got me pretty good! Keep them up like the other poster said it was a nice change up.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:59 pm

What happened when the monk started working at McDonalds?

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He became the best Friar they ever had!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby joekool » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:04 pm

How do you organize a space-themed party?
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby dlf_jaronf » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:30 am

ArrylT wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:59 pm What happened when the monk started working at McDonalds?

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He became the best Friar they ever had!
Never buy flowers from a monk.

Only you can prevent florist friars.


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