Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:55 pm

Knock knock

Whos there?

Russian.

Russian who?

Russian about (and hiding all my doping) makes me tired.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:06 am

What is the most common disease for people who run opinion surveys?

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Polio!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:49 pm

What The Guess Who musician is huge in dynasty football circles?

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Burton's Coming!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:55 pm

What popular Movie Star / Actor is known for his close relationships with his fans?

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De Niro!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:19 pm

What planet in our solar system receives the most probes?

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Uranus!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:35 pm

This next joke was requested specifically by clarion contrarion!

I think that starting with this year, many of us owners will have to hold our cards even closer to our chest during drafts/trade talks ...


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Because soon it will be proven that there will be an owner in each league who has the talent of ESB.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:42 pm

Which famous singer/dancer was always told where to sit?

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Fred Astaire!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:29 am

What birds of prey never get haircuts?

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Bald Eagles!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:58 pm

Why do Cowboy fans hate tag?

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Because they prefer to play Hide and go Zeke.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:46 pm

Why are Eagles fans excited about their offense this year?

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Because they are expecting it to have a nice Groh spurt!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Mar 24, 2018 3:07 pm

Where do angry people go on their vacations?

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Ireland.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:41 pm

What did the grandparent with allergies say while playing with their baby grandkid?

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Pikachu
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:20 pm

What is the Easter Bunnys favorite Dickens novel?

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Great Eggspectations.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:03 pm

Who is the Easter Bunnys favorite actor?

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Anthony HOPkins*

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby Gtdano_14 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:02 am

What do you call rabbits marching backwards?

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A receding hair line
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