Knock knock
Whos there?
Russian.
Russian who?
Russian about (and hiding all my doping) makes me tired.
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What is the most common disease for people who run opinion surveys?
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Polio!!
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Polio!!
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What The Guess Who musician is huge in dynasty football circles?
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Burton's Coming!
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Burton's Coming!
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What popular Movie Star / Actor is known for his close relationships with his fans?
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De Niro!
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De Niro!
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What planet in our solar system receives the most probes?
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Uranus!!
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Uranus!!
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This next joke was requested specifically by clarion contrarion!
I think that starting with this year, many of us owners will have to hold our cards even closer to our chest during drafts/trade talks ...
Why?
Because soon it will be proven that there will be an owner in each league who has the talent of ESB.
I think that starting with this year, many of us owners will have to hold our cards even closer to our chest during drafts/trade talks ...
Why?
Because soon it will be proven that there will be an owner in each league who has the talent of ESB.
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Which famous singer/dancer was always told where to sit?
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Fred Astaire!
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Fred Astaire!
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What birds of prey never get haircuts?
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Bald Eagles!
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Bald Eagles!
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Why do Cowboy fans hate tag?
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Because they prefer to play Hide and go Zeke.
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Because they prefer to play Hide and go Zeke.
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Why are Eagles fans excited about their offense this year?
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Because they are expecting it to have a nice Groh spurt!
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Because they are expecting it to have a nice Groh spurt!
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Where do angry people go on their vacations?
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Ireland.
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Ireland.
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What did the grandparent with allergies say while playing with their baby grandkid?
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Pikachu
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Pikachu
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What is the Easter Bunnys favorite Dickens novel?
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Great Eggspectations.
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Great Eggspectations.
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Who is the Easter Bunnys favorite actor?
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Anthony HOPkins*
* - credited to my brother
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Anthony HOPkins*
* - credited to my brother
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What do you call rabbits marching backwards?
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A receding hair line
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A receding hair line
16 Team PPR 1 QB - 2 RB - 2 WR - 1 TE - 1 Flex
QB- R.Wilson, B. Mayfield
RB- D. Cook, Zeke, J. Jacobs, J. McKinnon, A. Collins, I. Smith, B. Hill, R. Armstead, M. Boone
WR- J. Smith-Schuster, T. Boyd, C. Sutton, M. Brown, H. Ruggs, S. Miller
TE- G. Kittle, Enron, C. Herndon
'21 Picks- 1.12
QB- R.Wilson, B. Mayfield
RB- D. Cook, Zeke, J. Jacobs, J. McKinnon, A. Collins, I. Smith, B. Hill, R. Armstead, M. Boone
WR- J. Smith-Schuster, T. Boyd, C. Sutton, M. Brown, H. Ruggs, S. Miller
TE- G. Kittle, Enron, C. Herndon
'21 Picks- 1.12
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