Chris Collinsworth's innuendos

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Chris Collinsworth's innuendos

Postby SteveMaddensShoes » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:29 pm

My favorite announcer and it's not close. I'm always on the edge of my seat waiting for him to subtly(or sometimes not) drop a dirty line disguised as a football comment. I lose track of them but tonight's best so far(I may not word it word for word, correct me if you have it recorded)-

"Sometimes you just have to...sorta....slip slowly into the hole, and then you just explode."

He's been dropping lines like this for the last few seasons. I don't know if he has side bets with what he can get away with or what, but he does keep my attention as I listen for the next inappropriate remark.
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