Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:24 am

What did the French QB say after getting tackled for a loss?

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Sackre Bleu!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:14 pm

What is a Grizzlies favorite occupation?

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Li-bear-ian!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:14 pm

What is a dogs favorite (human) food to eat?

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Pawsta!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:55 am

Servo wrote:
Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:41 am
How I feel RN reading all this:

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Shared by Servo - still laughing :)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:55 am

Which fantasy football owners get accused of nepotism?

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Those that start their Cousins at QB!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:54 pm

Why did the mushroom have lots of friends?

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Because everyone that knew the mushroom knew that they were a fungi.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:08 pm

Why do soldiers dislike twitter?

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Because of all the re-tweeting!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:11 pm

What do you call a woman who drives a station wagon / mini-van while drunk?

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A sake mom!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:22 pm

Why do voyeurs make for good politicians?

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Because they believe in the power of the pee-phole!
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