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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:05 pm

Your emoji display was at least as, if not funnier! :)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:29 pm

Why do DLF forum posters repeat themselves so much?

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Because a lot of them play in Point Per Repetition (PPR) leagues
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby Gtdano_14 » Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:28 am

ArrylT wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:29 pm
Why do DLF forum posters repeat themselves so much?

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Because a lot of them play in Point Per Repetition (PPR) leagues
:D Nice. I still read it as "reception" at least thrice before it clicked.
16 Team PPR 1 QB - 2 RB - 2 WR - 1 TE - 1 Flex
QB- R.Wilson, C. Keenum, D. Webb
RB- D. Cook, C. Hyde, D. Murray, A. Jones, J.Charles, P. Barber, D. Mays, D. Jackson, R. Smith
WR- Dez, Julio, J. Doctson, C. Meredith, K.Stills, T. Boyd, K. Wright, M. Hollins, M. Thomas (LAR)
TE- J.Graham, T.Eifert, G. Kittle
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:11 pm

ArrylT wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:28 pm
I have to admit I need help understanding that one :(
It took 3 months but I finally got the joke (from the post before this one)! :lol:
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby Gtdano_14 » Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:25 am

ArrylT wrote:
Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:11 pm
ArrylT wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:28 pm
I have to admit I need help understanding that one :(
It took 3 months but I finally got the joke (from the post before this one)! :lol:
haha, was it "bugging" you for the last 3 months??
16 Team PPR 1 QB - 2 RB - 2 WR - 1 TE - 1 Flex
QB- R.Wilson, C. Keenum, D. Webb
RB- D. Cook, C. Hyde, D. Murray, A. Jones, J.Charles, P. Barber, D. Mays, D. Jackson, R. Smith
WR- Dez, Julio, J. Doctson, C. Meredith, K.Stills, T. Boyd, K. Wright, M. Hollins, M. Thomas (LAR)
TE- J.Graham, T.Eifert, G. Kittle
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:46 pm

:lol: indeed
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:02 pm

Who told the first pun?

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Joe Ke.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:39 pm

If the greatest WR of all time (according to Valhalla) was to be reborn as an insect - what kind of insect would he be?

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A Mossquito!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:55 am

Why did the foot doctor (Podiatrist) get excited when he/she saw the calendar?

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Because it said that after toe-day came toe-morrow!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon May 07, 2018 9:16 am

Why are Podiatrists considered artists?

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Because they are experts at anything to(e) na(i)l in music, art or writing.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun May 13, 2018 12:49 pm

What popular holiday is celebrated by throwing jars of Hellmans & Miracle whip into bodies of water?

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Cinco de Mayo
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun May 20, 2018 9:35 am

Why is the 2018 Rookie Class one of the best of recent memory??

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Because a lot of owners are coming out of rookie drafts with Sutton Moore than they did before!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:16 pm

Why should you never bring Family or Friends with you when going to the Bank?

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Because then it is much harder for the Banker to get you alone!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby azthecrow » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:20 am

ArrylT wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 12:49 pm
What popular holiday is celebrated by throwing jars of Hellmans & Miracle whip into bodies of water?

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Cinco de Mayo
:thumbup: like that one

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:43 pm

Who was the most confident Civil War leader?

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General Sherman.
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