Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:46 pm

Why did the warrior monk practice his martial arts at the Tim Hortons / Dunkin Donuts / Starbucks?

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Because he got his tai chi bible and his chai tea bible mixed up!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:39 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

Bad echo in here isnt there!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:09 am

How do you stop a charging bear/moose/hippo

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Take away its credit card!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:11 am

Knock knock

who's there?

Sack one.

Sack one who?

Why don't you choose to sack one barkley!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:33 pm

Why did the Redskins owner trade away his QB named Kirk?

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So that his Cheerleaders would no longer be kissing Cousins!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:11 pm

Why is the tea that I am drinking stronger than the tea that you are drinking?

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Because it is my tea.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:30 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Denial.

Denial who?

Denial is in Egypt but I am right here.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:40 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Hacienda

Hacienda who?

Hacienda the joke.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:43 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Joe Namath

Joe Namath who?

Joe Namath is not on this door, that is why I knocked.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:43 am

Did you hear about the Cowboys fan who broke his arm raking leaves?

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Yeah he fell out of a tree!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:15 am

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Jonnu

Jonnu who?

Jonnu what time it is?
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:10 am

What did Robert Palmer say as he walked into a shoe store with his friend?

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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Uggs!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby clarion contrarion » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:33 pm

ArrylT wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:43 am Did you hear about the Cowboys fan who broke his arm raking leaves?

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Yeah he fell out of a tree!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:18 pm

Glad you liked it enough to "steal" :)
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:52 pm

Where do Miami Dolphin fans go to wash their clothes?

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The Landrymat of course!
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