Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby StageFrite » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:14 am

My favorite dumb joke of all time:

What's the last thing to do through the bug's mind when he hits your windshield?

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His a-hole!!!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:28 pm

I have to admit I need help understanding that one :(
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:29 pm

Why are horses considered to be such negative animals??

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Because they are always going neigh!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:00 pm

How do we know that Chicago Bears players are fans of the actor Tom Cruise?

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Because they have All the Wright Moves!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:37 pm

How do we know that fairies, elves, dragons & such like jokes?

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Because of the existence of TV shows like Once A Pun A Time!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:12 pm

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Pepsi??

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He was lucky that it was a soft drink!!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm

Why did the bored man eat a clock?

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He wanted to consume some time!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby dlf_jaronf » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:46 am

ArrylT wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm Why did the bored man eat a clock?

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He wanted to consume some time!
:lol: keep 'em coming, ArrylT!

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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:58 pm

dlf_jaronf wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:46 am
ArrylT wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:13 pm Why did the bored man eat a clock?

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He wanted to consume some time!
:lol: keep 'em coming, ArrylT!
Thank you sir! Will try my best!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:45 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris jammed again!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:46 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Amahl.

Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:47 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank Lee I dont give a damn.
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:01 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

Tank,

Tank who?

My pleasure!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:34 pm

Knock knock

Who's there?

A Fred.

A Fred who?

Who's A Fred of the big bad wolf!
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Re: Bad Puns / Jokes - You have been Warned!

Postby ArrylT » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:43 am

Knock knock

Who's there?

Roxanne

Roxanne who?

There are roxanne pebbles all over this beach
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